02/28/2017
FUN WITH DICK AND MISS JANE ( #3)
(Humor written by a 65-year-old student)
Dick says, "Miss Jane, you're looking younger every day!"
Miss Jane says, "Richard! Let's focus on your piano lesson. Remember what I told you?"
Dick says, "Yes, I sure do. What did you tell me?"
Miss Jane says, "Don't worry so much about the fi*****ng. Just follow the numbers and your fingers will eventually become trained."
Dick says, "Eventually! Why not now? I'll be getting old eventually."
Miss Jane says, "Won't we all?"
Dick says, "Yes, but that's the one place I'm way ahead of you."
Miss Jane says, "You know something?"
Dick says, "I doubt it."
Miss Jane says, "If you spent one tenth as much time practicing as you do growing old, you might improve your piano playing. Notice, I said, might."
Dick says, "Miss Jane, remember the slogan 'let your fingers do the walking'? Why do you insist on having me try to make my fingers do the running?"
Miss Jane says, "Yours is not to reason why, yours is but to do or die."
Dick says, "This is killing me."
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“Learning humor is like learning to play the piano.
Nearly anyone can learn to make music on the keyboard.
Few will be invited to play Carnegie Hall. And likewise,
your average person has the ability to sharpen his or
her sense of humor through applied study and practice.
That’s not to say they’ll ever take the stage as a professional
performer of humor.” (John Kinde – Humor Specialist)
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This student was working on both at the same time!