Dittmer in Disarray

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Dittmer in Disarray Suburban mom and wife with a love of old school hip hop, weimaraner obsessed, graphic tee wearing sp

12/04/2022

We’re behind, but it’s decorating day today. Yay.

I ask Alexa to play Christmas music and she starts with “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year.” As I warm neti pot water to try to get some of this crud out of my nasal passages, the dogs come in from outside and Violet is all wet on her backside.

Charlie PI**ED ALL OVER HER. So I pivot and clean up poor Violet while my R.Kelly dog watches like “What?”

8am and it’s the most wonderful time for a BEER maybe.

Throwback to last year’s most popular potty mouth mugs. We can do any of these for your gift giving needs as well! Stand...
11/28/2022

Throwback to last year’s most popular potty mouth mugs. We can do any of these for your gift giving needs as well!

Standard designs - $12 plus shipping or local pick up in Wi******er or Front Royal VA.

I’ll also be coming to the Olean area before Christmas and can hand deliver!

Do you need a unique gift for someone in your life?? This is a custom mug we made that has the recipient’s name and then...
11/28/2022

Do you need a unique gift for someone in your life??

This is a custom mug we made that has the recipient’s name and then a fun list of all their favorite things!!

This is a custom design so it’s $15 each (plus shipping if necessary)

Local pick up is available in Wi******er and Front Royal or I can also deliver right before Christmas in the Olean, NY area!

Message me to get yours!

09/05/2022

Sometimes it’s really frustrating having received all the b***s and ADD in my family.

There’s some moms who are all ready for Christmas. That’s not me.
12/13/2021

There’s some moms who are all ready for Christmas. That’s not me.

Did you know that we do custom mugs, too??
08/15/2021

Did you know that we do custom mugs, too??

Are you in the midst of the craziness that is back to school shopping? Grab your own goodies or treat your fave teacher ...
08/15/2021

Are you in the midst of the craziness that is back to school shopping? Grab your own goodies or treat your fave teacher to one of these fun bundles I have available at Downtown Market on Main Street in Front Royal, VA.

I love Old Navy but y’all missed the mark on this one.
08/07/2021

I love Old Navy but y’all missed the mark on this one.

Take your effing lunch break!! Listen to me, please. Life is hard. Work is stressful no matter who you are or what you d...
07/06/2021

Take your effing lunch break!!

Listen to me, please. Life is hard. Work is stressful no matter who you are or what you do.

Don’t be the person who always works through their lunch break. Pull yourself away. That half an hour or whatever of downtime will help you recharge and be better at whatever it is you do!

Whether it’s going to a cool Thai place with coworkers or grabbing a sandwich alone and listening to the annoying pop music on the restaurant radio, take that time for you!!

Get some sun, take a walk, drive around listening to your fave podcast or playlist. I don’t care. Just do it.

Self care isn’t selfish!!

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