Good Smoke BBQ of Maryland

It's not the bad s**t that defines you but how you overcome it

Watch out for the youngsters as they return to school

If you encounter a toilet in your dreams, DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT use it!

it's whatever the Summertime equivalent of the hawk is bitin' out there!

Milk should also be sold in 3 liter jugs cuz I always end up having to throw some of the gallon out
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With C**t – I just got recognized as one of their top fans! 🎉

Please stop walking around on your phone totally oblivious to your surroundings.
is paramount these days

Next stop...1st grade!
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Man, tuna packed in water is only enjoyed by serial killers and jay walkers 🤢🤢🤢

Bout to start an OF, OF. That's right, an Old Farts, Only Fans.
I'll give unsolicited advice and fuss at you like your dad did

We're always do***ng McDonald's but how come 7-eleven gets a pass on the damn slurpee machines?