09/09/2026
POV: Your due date is in October, but Missouri said “absolutely not” and decided September still needed to feel like the surface of the sun. 🥵☀️
36 weeks pregnant.
Still teaching.
Still walking classroom laps.
Still bending down to help kids.
Still pretending I’m not one minor inconvenience away from lying directly on the tile floor. 😂
104° outside and this baby is basically being slow-roasted on BROIL.
At this point, I don’t need a maternity leave countdown. I need someone to turn the entire state down to 72°. 😅
October baby… Mama loves you, but if you’d like to make your grand entrance before I completely melt into my teacher chair, I wouldn’t be mad about it. 🤰🏼🍂
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