Church of Clown

Church of  Clown

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A San Francisco home for the hilarious, the absurd, the clowns, the mimes, the physical theatre. Join us for classes, performances, & (fun) events.

06/01/2026

fans of roll the dice and see what misadventures are in store for you this wknd.
The Fantasy Mis-Adventures of Short Sword and Long Bow
Friday, May 29 Saturday, May 30
Doors 7:30 | Show 8PM

Looking for a fantasy adventure with a sharp edge and a sharper sense of humor?
The Mis-Adventure of Short Sword and Long Bow delivers classic Dungeons & Dragons-style thrills—packed with oddball characters, unpredictable magic, and glorious mayhem.
Meet Short Sword and Long Bow: a mismatched, quick-witted duo of swords-for-hire who are far better at getting into trouble than out of it. When a routine job spirals into a mysterious, high-stakes quest, they’re forced to face arcane secrets, dangerous foes, and the uncomfortable possibility that they might actually be the heroes of this story.
Perfect for fans of epic fantasy with a comedic twist, this tale blends adventure, banter, and chaos into one unforgettable mis-adventure.
Grab your gear. Roll for initiative. And try not to poke the glowing artifact.

05/08/2026

The Fantasy Mis-Adventures of Short Sword and Long Bow
Directed by Dan Griffiths
Friday, May 29 Saturday, May 30
Doors 7:30 | Show 8PM

Looking for a fantasy adventure with a sharp edge and a sharper sense of humor?
The Mis-Adventure of Short Sword and Long Bow delivers classic Dungeons & Dragons-style thrills—packed with oddball characters, unpredictable magic, and glorious mayhem.
Meet Short Sword and Long Bow: a mismatched, quick-witted duo of swords-for-hire who are far better at getting into trouble than out of it. When a routine job spirals into a mysterious, high-stakes quest, they’re forced to face arcane secrets, dangerous foes, and the uncomfortable possibility that they might actually be the heroes of this story.
Perfect for fans of epic fantasy with a comedic twist, this tale blends adventure, banter, and chaos into one unforgettable mis-adventure.
Grab your gear. Roll for initiative. And try not to poke the glowing artifact.
Cast
Jonathan Macdonald
Finch Rose Rilewa Ayoade
Rob Chen
art June Griffiths
M.E. Francis

Photos from Church of  Clown's post 05/04/2026

May Happenings. Make it happen and come play with us 🪩🤡🌎
5/8-5/9 On the Road to Armageddon
5/15-5/16 Catholic Guilt
May 16 - June 6 Mime, Mask and Movement workshop
May 17 - Clown Drawing 12-4
May 17 - Clown Jam 4:30-6:30
May 22 and 23 Submarine Show
5/29, 5/30 - The Fantasy Adventure of Short Sword & long bow

04/29/2026

The Submarine Show
Friday May 22 | Saturday May 23
Doors 7:30 PM | Show 8 PM

Two explorers crash their submarine at the bottom of the ocean and embark on an epic, madcap journey from the ocean floor to the sky and back — conjuring a vivid world of flora and fauna from absolutely nothing. Nonstop, breathless, and gloriously absurd, this is physical comedy at its most fearless: not a word is spoken, and no two shows are ever the same. Award-winning and world-touring since 2009, The Submarine Show has claimed "Best of Fringe" at San Francisco, NYC, and Kansas City Fringe Festivals and a "Hot Pick" from the Edinburgh Scotsman.
🏆🥇Best of the Fest, Scotsman in Edinburgh, 5 Star Review from Broadway Baby,

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2400 Bayshore Boulevard
San Francisco, CA
94134