03/12/2026
People: "Is your dog friendly?"
Me: "He’s a Chihuahua. He’s either a vibrating angel or a spicy
potato who has chosen violence today. There is no middle ground."
Is your Chi "Sweet" or "Spicy" today? Let us know! 🌶️
03/12/2026
f you can’t find my Chihuahua, please check:
Under the laundry.
Inside the pillowcase.
Literally inside my sweater.
If there is a blanket, there is a Chihuahua under it. It’s science.
The Hook: Drop a "🌯" if your dog is a professional blanket burrower!
03/12/2026
It’s 10:00 PM. I am currently being held hostage by a 4-pound creature who has claimed the exact center of the king-sized bed. If I move my leg, I will be met with a tiny, ferocious growl. Send help. Or tacos.