The Cult Of Salem

If you received our signal just now, you know what to do.

TheCultOfSalem.com has all your registration needs. Do the human thing and reach for the experience.

For those of you that have registered already, we are testing a feature that allows you to upload a profile picture. We strongly suggest using a picture of your red envelope and its contents.

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If you were in attendance during our first official meeting at Salem Cinema a couple Fridays ago and you chose a red envelope and were told to wait to open your chosen red envelope until we told you to open it,

You may open your envelope and take a picture of the contents and the envelope itself and post it here.

Keep everything we give to you in a safe place.

The Bunny has spoken.

Cult Wet Yoga coming soon.

We will gladly just go ahead and tell you what the next step will be (after you register at TheCultOfSalem.com) - We are going to release the most absurd psych evaluation test you have ever seen. You will be able to save your progress. That's how ridiculously lengthy it is.

We may even share the results.

But what is our #1 rule?

It's going to give us an idea of who has the skills or resources to perform certain tasks on our behalf.

Be patient. We're getting there.

You'll love it.

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Say, for those of you running parallel to us and are casting spells, we can feel you. Thank you. Fight the good fight. Do your thing. We dig it.

The irony is that the last thing you need is our approval but we just like it and wanted to say so.

Let's test something today.

If enough of you share this picture, and you make it public, the person that owns this car may see it. If they see this, we here at The Cult Of Salem can explain to them how they got that dent. They might not even know their trunk has that dent.

This is potentially your first assignment as Cult of Salem members.

Let's try this out and see what it feels like to do a bit of good.

Today might be a day for ramen.

Today marks 5 years since we opened our membership to the public. There are more opportunities to join coming very soon. It's been a productive and successful journey.

Join us.