The Rude Goat

Womp womp. 🙄

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Rombauer wine enjoyed with cheese, charcuterie, and chocolate is the perfect way to relax and unwind. A group of well- deserving nurses will be enjoying such a day. 🍷🍇🧀

Here’s for the folks who can’t view IG reels. Our Crudité board is perfect for any event, including a summer garden party. 🐝🐞🌼🌸

Some couldn’t open the reel of this board, so here it is not in a video format. Need a big board for your next gathering? A charcuterie board elevates any event! Message me for all the details!

Cheese is always the answer. 🧀💛

Our client’s 5 year old daughter didn’t want the traditional birthday cake. She wanted a juicy and delicious watermelon cake. We also added some fruit dip for her to enjoy with her strawberries. Happy Birthday, little one!

Our client celebrated love with their friends who are getting married with this special board. Love always begins with cheese. 🧀🌸💜

So many celebratory events this weekend. And we are always so humble and grateful that you allow us to be a part of it.

These yummy boxes are bursting with flavor, featuring Brie, Manchego, caramelized onion cheddar, Tomato Basil Havarti, peppered salami, Italian dry salami, hard salami, Marcona almonds, olives, Cornichons, and fresh seasonal fruit like organic green grapes, apricots, strawberries, and blackberries. They also include Divina caramelized onions, honey with a drizzler, and a delightful sweet treat. 🌸

What’s more beautiful, refreshing, and delicious than a watermelon cake? It’s an edible centerpiece. 🌸

Charcuterie makes every event special.
This is a gift from our client to her boss. Board filled with five different cheeses, three different charcuterie meats, honey, pepper jelly, Marcona herbed almonds, cornichons, tangerine olives, dried apricots, marinated baby corn, chocolate, fresh seasonal fruit, etc…