The Kale Institute

10/03/2026

09/26/2026

3 left!

TKI Holiday 15 Pack

​I’m currently down to just THREE of these ultimate TKI Holiday Variety 15-Packs featuring our top flavors right now: Butterscotch V11, White Matcha V3, and Ras Jam With Raw Cacao V3!

​Pro tip: Grab yours now and pop them straight into the freezer—they’ll stay perfectly fresh and ready to go all the way through the holidays!

​Orders are backing up fast, so once these 3 packs are gone, you’ll have to wait for the next batch.

​DM to claim one before they’re spoken for! 👇

09/25/2026

When 40 chocolate bars used to be the max

Just 2 years ago, having 40 chocolate bars on hand was a lot .Today, I like to have 160 in stock.

As you can see this week, my stock has been depleted gratefully.

At the moment Butterscotch V11, Raspberry/Strawberry Himalayan Sea salt with Cacao Chips V3, Peanut Butter Only V4, and Hazelnut Cream are filling most of the requests.

What can I make for you before it gets too busy!?

09/24/2026

BEAT THE THANKSGIVING RUSH! 🍁🍫

​These amazing ladies just stocked up on 35 TKI chocolate bars to make sure they’re completely ready for the holiday season!

​With Thanksgiving and the holidays right around the corner, production is filling up fast. If you're looking to order anywhere between 10 and 40 bars for gifting, family gatherings, or your personal stash, now is the time to place your order so I can guarantee delivery before I get backed up!

​💡 Pro Tip: TKI chocolate bars freeze perfectly! Stock up today, pop them in the freezer, and pull them out whenever you need a clean-label treat or a last-minute gift.

​👉 Request your 10 to 40 bars today! Click the link in bio or send me a direct message to reserve your batch before production fills up.

09/24/2026

If anybody's looking for a friendly dentist and staff, come visit John Alihosseini DMD in Weymouth.

Here's a picture of the the festive office and happy environment!

Love getting my teeth cleaned here.

09/22/2026

I used to carry two bags to transport and cool all those chocolate bars, but now I’m down to one backpack.

I switched to new containers that hold 17 to 18 bars each and made my own cooling 1 to maximize the space, so 1w I can fit up to 160 bars instead of just 64.

FREE bar if you remember the color of the last chocolate chariot!

09/19/2026

So excited to launch TKI NutriDash V1!

The Chocolate Chariot will have a sample TKI Shaker you can sprinkle on your food or a taste it right from your hand!

09/19/2026

Thanks so much!

I wanted to take a minute to thank everyone who’s tried and enjoyed my chocolates. Everyone who has shared and told a friend or family member.

I usually start around 3:00 or 4:00 a.m. because I’ve been waking up then for as long as I can remember, back when my subconscious would sort out everything from the day before. Lately, though, it’s mostly been all about chocolate.

The detail that goes into every bar is therapeutic for me; it actually reminds me of designing circuit boards back in the day. It’s funny how boards used to remind me of candy, and now it’s the other way around.

Here’s an example of how my dentist orders their 10 bars.

I’ll be in Weymouth on Monday, so text /call me and try some of my new flavors!

I would like to recommend my dentist. His staff clearly enjoy working for him, which is very reassuring when they are working on me.