Bryan County Surveillance Watch - Parody

08/17/2026

Have a great weekend Bryan County! How about we end this glorious week with a trailer for our very own Sloppywood Productions B movie that will have a free peeping on a 50 foot blow up projection screen in the BCSO parking lot. Pre-order your free digital-only copy now by simply leaving a comment, following, or sharing a ALPR contract. Stay tuned for our soon to be announced limited edition The Datacenter action figures introducing what you only get a glimpse of in the trailer, the "Peepers".

Enjoy the weekend Bryan County!



-as always this AI generated video is in no way affiliated with the current Sheriff of Bryan County Georgia Mark Crowe or the BCSO. This trailer and movie are works of fiction created solely for entertainment purposes. The action and violence depicted are theatrical, simulated, and do not reflect or intend to incite or encourage real-world harm, violence, or illegal acts.

08/06/2026

Have a great weekend Bryan County and to make it even safer, get yourself a limited edition BCSO action figure. Collect them all and they can go everywhere you go, to keep you safe.



--these BCSO action figures are in no way affiliated with the BCSO or the current Sheriff of Bryan County Georgia Mark Crowe. These limited edition action figures are representations of the parody satire videos found on this page.

07/31/2026

Have a great safe weekend Bryan County Georgia. I'm sure we all take comfort in knowing he's watching over us.

Here's a short clip from the video I'm posting next week. As always, this AI generated slop is in no way affiliated with the current Sheriff of Bryan County Georgia Mark Crowe. Peeping Crowe and Bearded Crowe are mathematical computations for the sole purpose of satire/parody.

07/24/2026

Freedom isn't safe. That's why the land of the free is the home of the brave. Sign the petition to send a message that you're not interested in a false sense of protection through mass surveillance in Bryan County Georgia.

Here's the link and the sign up button is on my page as well.

https://c.org/XpHCR4fpmF

Thank you, Bob Hastings for kicking off the journey to kicking Flock Safety out!

Remove Flock cameras from Bryan County, Georgia

07/23/2026

The more I learn the worse it gets. I'm still working on that list of local businesses selling out their own communities by selling photos with location data along with the driver's direction and even speed (yes insurance companies buy this data and raise rates) of their families, friends, neighbors, along with everyone else. I knew it was bad but just one soulless business Asset Recovery Services at 390 Fort Argyle Rd sells an average of 350,000 people out every month to mass surveillance. What a pathetic way to make some extra cash. I can't imagine anyone doing this every day. Except for Peeping Crowe and his peeping flock of deputies.

You won't be able to boycott much on the list but everyone should know what they do because some of us know these people and I would want to know if a friend or family was doing this to hundreds of thousands of people every month.

07/20/2026

How many of you would invite Flock Safety over to have a photo shoot in your yard? I was unaware Flock has mobile ALPR cameras like the private companies Vigilant Solutions pays the DRN (Digital Recognition Network) for their mobile LPR data. Well, FedEx vehicles have been equipped with Flock cameras since 2024 and even have access to the database law enforcement use in an agreement to share their data. UPS, however, is not in the business of public surveillance. They probably would be but they have legal hurdles stopping them.

If you see a towing company with a DRN logo or see the cameras, drop the name of the company in the comments of any post. I could use the help and your eyes will tell more than the records available to request.

07/17/2026

Flock Safety Contract. Reposted using the app developed by Joe Stephenson PDF Splitter and Converter v3. Thanks to Joe it will be much easier to read.

--Meacham's partner was created using AI but the contract is 100% real

07/16/2026

I guess you could call these slop bloopers or sloopers. The first clip is from the base gen with random characters. The second clip is after I started adding Pembroke/characters. My first attempt at including Peeping Crowe, he stole Campbell's ex-gf's boyfriend's line ruining the whole gen. The prompt worked with randoms as seen in the first clip and Peeping Crowe isn't even in the promp for that scene. He peeped in anyway and I thought it was funny enough to share.



--As always, this ai generated video is in no way affiliated with the current Sheriff of Bryan County Georgia. My character Peeping Crowe is clearly younger and better looking.

--Two AI datacenters and their baby were used in the creation of this slop, causing Flock to lag for several minutes.

07/14/2026

It must be nice having a sheriff willing to do what is right for the people he serves. Exploiting a Fourth Amendment third-party legal loophole to track every single resident in Bryan County Georgia is about as un-American as it gets. Why do we still have these AI datacenter cameras on our streets? Another Georgian just lost their home. If you don't already know, Flock and Vigilant operate 100% within AI datacenters and they need more to sustain their business. I don't want our county using our taxes to support this and I hope you don't either. If the people of Bryan County had a say, Chinese warrantless mass surveillance would've never made it to our home to begin with.

07/10/2026

Ever wonder what they’re building all these data centers for? After speaking to other residents about Flock cameras, I’ve found that some support the mass surveillance Mark Crowe has brought to our community, while simultaneously objecting to AI data centers in Georgia citing rising electricity costs, strained water supplies, environmental pollution, and the displacement of residents. However, you can’t support one without the other, because they’re fundamentally the same thing.

Surveillance networks like Flock and Vigilant Solutions are among the biggest drivers behind the growing demand for more data centers. These companies sell or lease hardware and software, but they don’t operate their own storage infrastructure. Everything they offer beyond hardware relies on data centers. Bryan County’s data doesn’t go directly to the BCSO—it goes to data centers, where AI systems analyze it. Unlike Flock, Vigilant Solutions does not delete your data, and it is the company indirectly paying private business to collect billions of mobile ALPR (Automatic License Plate Reader) scans.

If you want whatever saftey you think you get from Mark littering our streets with camera poles, you got to take the data centers with it, and don't expect them to always be in someone else's backyard. Maybe you do nothing wrong and got nothing to hide, but that doesn’t mean you have nothing to worry about.

--No datacenters were used in the creation of this AI generated image of Peeping Crowe