The Gunnion

“Hey, where’d everyone go?” - the caterpillars

Historical reenactment group reportedly behind COVID-19 spread; members cite need to add "painful twinge of reality" to Thanksgiving story

Students and teachers urge recount, alleging mass voter fraud in yesterday's school board meeting.

BREAKING: Nevada officials claim inability to count votes faster, citing need to follow math techniques taught in Common Core curriculum.

2020 ELECTION RESULTS ARE OUT, FIND OUT WHO RUNS PALO ALTO

Happy Donuts accused of spreading COVID in Palo Alto in order to prevent Juniors from celebrating Homecoming.

PETA sues SEC for including Human Petting Zoo as the Saturday theme for Fall Spirit Week.

PS Please have a petting zoo 😞

PAUSD School Board places careful thought and consideration into decision NOT to reopen elementary schools.

District ties number of asynchronous days to the amount of income tax President Trump paid in 2014.

Number of COVID Cases in California set to reach number of PAUSD turnovers in past year.

Breakout Rooms now officially renamed to Breakdown Rooms in accordance with Wellness Center guidelines.

Instagram, facing competitive pressure from TikTok, announces new feature automatically placing filter over entirety of Palo Alto.