03/27/2026
Competition Cheer Dads are a special breed.
They show up to competitions thinking it’s a 2-hour event… and by hour 11 they’re eating $9 chicken tenders in a convention center hallway while guarding 6 backpacks, 3 bows, and someone else’s kid’s Crocs.
They say things like:
“Why do we have to be here at 6 AM if they compete at 2?”
But the second their daughter hits the mat they turn into the loudest human in the building.
Also shoutout to Cheer Dads for:
• Becoming professional hair bow holders
• Carrying every bag known to mankind
• Learning the entire routine from watching it 437 times
• Pretending they understand the scoring
And somehow…
after a 14-hour competition day…
they’re still the first ones standing up yelling:
“THAT WAS PERFECT!!!”
Cheer Moms may run the group chats…
…but Cheer Dads run the backpack transportation system.
Tag a Cheer Dad who started the season confused and now thinks he’s on the coaching staff. 😂
03/08/2026