11/04/2013
Plasticland: A Better Place floats into harbors Wed Nov 13! Only 24 tickets per show. Get on the boat and buy your tickets ahead of time for a little extra Plasticland love. http://plasticlandabetterplace-eorg.eventbrite.com/
Plasticland: A Better Place
Plasticland: A Better Place submerges an intimate audience of 24 into the depths of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. Watch as performer Kym Bernazky dives deep into the meaning of life, connective-ness and the universe. Plasticland dares you... No. Plasticland double - dog dares you to look beyond y...
09/13/2013
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The Quest for 100 fifties - Help Make Plasticland: A Better Place Happen!
We are trying to get 100 people to donate fifty bucks a piece to raise production funds for Kym Bernazky's upcoming one woman show Plasticland: A Better Place. We'll be doing it for the whole month of September until September 30, 2013. Would you give us a hand and grant us of your Ulysses S Grants…
09/04/2013
On August 29, 1993, I arrived in NYC from good ole Delaware. Which made last week my 20 year New York Birthday. Wow!
To kick off that 20th year right, I'm announcing that my big giant show Plasticland: A Better Place is officially on. (holy crap) That's right - no more workshops, residencies or work-in-progresses. It's Showtime! We have a theater - the newly renovated and oh-so-sexy 14th Street Y. We have the show dates booked - November 13-17. We have started building and shaping. Hell, there is even a G-D script - if you can believe that! Plasticland is a-coming.
I, humbly, come to you - with hat in hand - to help me raise money to produce my very ambitious one-woman show (kinda) about the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, Plasticland: A Better Place.
I have genius designers to pay, a theater to rent and magic to make, people! Since I had such a profitable and good time with my last fundraiser....you may remember The 100 twenties(20s)...
I thought we would try it again. Of course, we have to raise the bar this time around because geniuses don't come cheap.
So, the Plasticland crew and I are looking for (at least) 100 brave and generous people to donate fifty bucks ($50) to the cause of art and friendship! You got it. We need 100 Fifties by September 30.
And I'm calling every 50 I get "A Grant" Firstly, because Ulysses S. Grant is on it. And B. Well - (not to get overly sentimental) Each 50 dollars you give me is far more significant than any grant from a big important foundation or rich benefactor. Because with each Grant I get from you, you guys are putting your own personal faith in me that I will make your hard-earned 50 bucks sing, turn cartwheels and make magic. You are personally granting me the chance and giving me the freedom to make something weird, wonderful and unexpected. I don't take that lightly. I respect your support and your Fifty bucks.
Here's to laying it on thick!
Your least subtle friend and art maker,
Kym Bernazky (who thanks you forever and ever)
and
our very special guest, Mr. Grant
08/12/2013
Hello!
To The Employed,
Semi-Employed,
Unemployed
Self Employed
Unionized
9-5
Night Worker
and all the rest,
Just another Monday. Back to it back to the grind, back to the drawing board, back into the mines, another summer day counted off the calendar...
Just a friendly little reminder that Next Monday - August 19 - you can flip the bird at your alarm clock, laugh in the memory of your boss's stupid face and skip work with impunity, audacity and "I snub my nose, at thee" attitude.
Get on the International Hooky Day bus! It's our first annual outing and it's going to be a doozy!!
I advise you to get thee to our ticket buying page and buy your entry into our day of nothing doing.
2 sawbucks will buy you a pass to the a most exclusive roving party on a Monday, a margarita and other fun galore! While everyone else is stuck at work and complaining about work on Facebook we'll be living it up, hooky style....
Tickets here: (https://squareup.com/market/collision-productions/hooky-day)
Remember! Nolite Te Bastatdes Carborundorum!
Love forever,
Your friendly neighborhood Kym Bernazky
(see the facebook invite here: https://www.facebook.com/events/1402463686641670/)
helpful excuses from the geniuses at About.com:
Appointments (financial planner, accountant, lawyer, etc.)
Babysitter problems
Car troubles
Child has to get a sports physical
Colonoscopy (nobody wants to question that)
Doctor or dentist appointment
Family illness (child, parent)
Leaky pipes
Medical tests
Migraine
Root canal
School closed
New baby in the family
Snake in the house
Celebrate the Inaugural International Hooky Day!
Are you tired of Monday always following Sunday? Has it been almost a whole summer and you still haven't enjoyed a "real" vacation day all for yourself? Do you want to take possession of your time and mop up the last drippings of your summer? Well, then......Let's be bad. Let's play Hooky. We dare Y...
03/19/2013
You guys! I just finished the line up. It. Is. Insane. A Six Characters reunion? Yup. Melanie Jones sneak preview? Yup. Another chance to check out Plasticland: A Better Place? why not? Hula? Tango? Singing? Sketch? Liquor - there better be! Tomorrow March 20 at 8 pm at The Red Rooom. 18 tickets left - buy yours right now!.....
03/12/2013
Hola gente! Collision Production's All Star Good-Bye Party to The Red Room - aka HATS OFF TO THE RED ROOM - is coming next wednesday March 20th. If you know you want to come, buy your tickets now. There are only 34 seats in the theater! It's going to be a party - for real.
03/08/2013
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Special Insert: Hats Off To The Red Room - the closest you'll ever get to backstage at the muppet s
32 Weeks Of No TV The Red Room Is Closing! The Red Room Is Closing! Come with us as we celebrate the artistic life of the sweetest little space ever. I've seen and done some amazing things in The Red Room. Let's send her on her way in style... As part of the BLAZE OF GLORY Festival with Horse T...
02/20/2013
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Week 32's Thing: Hats Off to The Red Room - coming March 20
32 Weeks Of No TV Let's bulletpoint this fancy action. (Feel it, feel it.) The Overwhleming Talent Of Alex Gray The Comedy Stylings of Macwood Fleet Super Special Surprise Guests The Hip shaking Action Of Italian Rocker Cristiano Adiutori The Hottest O1 this side of the East River Sonia Villani A...
02/05/2013
CONGRATS, CONGRATS AND MORE CONGRATS to Collision's Artistic Director Kym Bernazky for her beautiful work on Plasticland: A Better Place. She showed an excerpt at Dixon Place last night culminating a residency with The Field. Stay tuned for a full production in the spring. Brava brava!
01/23/2013
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Producer's Boot Camp: How to Produce Your Own Show
The Producer's Bootcamp will give you access to an experienced international theatre producer who wants to help emerging artists of all forms learn how to produce their own work in New York City. This workshop will get you the basics of what you need to know to get your project in motion and headed...
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