12/28/2021
Breaking News
As of January 1st 2022, per CMFS recommendations, Fort Honey Badger will require all visitors to have the following:
- Documented history of spending at least 60 min per day outdoors, preferably while involved in some sort of physical activity.
- CMFS approved evidence of dedicated activity to stimulate and advance one’s physical competence, totaling minimum of 3 hours per week.
- Documented proof of regular rest day water consumption (in its raw form), totaling no less than 2 liters per day, with required water reserves in your possession of no less than 3.7 liters per day of stay at Fort Honey Badger.
- Demonstrated ability from regular standing position to look down, observe one’s attributes down bellow the waist, and articulate in clear fashion one of the two acceptable answers as to the ones gender. Exemptions are accepted from those who are pregnant (thus they DO KNOW their gender), those who demonstrate dedication to be able to get to the point of performing visual inspection. No exemptions for those who claim more than 2 possible options.
- Clearly implied understanding that self defense, self preservation, USING FORCE TO STOP EVIL are God given rights, not to be regulated, limited, legislated in any form whatsoever, by ANY entity, outside of moral compass and universally acceptable behaviors, as defined in timeless wisdom of Judeo Christian world view, or views that coincide with such values.
- Documented proof of steadily diminishing time in front of bu****it machine known as TV.
- Common MorherF?$&ing Sense (CMFS) approved and endorsed mindset on nutritional discipline- understanding that consuming garbage commonly advertised on bu****it machine referenced above, instead of quality products from your local suppliers, will contribute to your untimely demise more than any bad guy, criminal, terrorist or gain of function enhanced micro organism.
- Clear understanding of Fort Honey Badger Constitution- DO NO HARM/TAKE NO S**T.
- Fort Honey Badger accepts, honors and elevates those who seek competence, knowledge, wisdom- which can only be gained through challenge, grind, friction and pressure. Fort Honey Badger isn’t the place for entitled, self centered, groupies. Be awake, but don’t come here if you are woke.
- Be a student. Be a seeker. Be a guest. Be free individual. If you are- we will become friends. And you will be one of us- The Honey Badger.
Always Forward. Even when seemingly still.