09/30/2026
Every night, same call: “Duck ducks! Bedtime!” 🦆😂
And just like that, the nightly migration begins.
Some cooperate.
Some negotiate.
Some act like they’ve never heard the word “bedtime” in their lives.
Meanwhile, my friend’s ducks hear me say “duck ducks” on video and start responding too. Apparently I’ve accidentally become a regional duck bedtime dispatcher. 🤣