"Finding My Status A Memoir By Allison Levine"

Happy Thanksgiving
http://seriouslyalli.blogspot.com/2012/11/happy-lobster-mashed-potato-day.html

hmmm...seriously?: Happy Lobster Mashed Potato Day

Woot! Just hit 7000 on my seriouslyalli.blogspot.com!! (gloat, gloat, gloat) Hey, go read the old ones. like this one (cuz I'm too tired to write a new one right now): http://seriouslyalli.blogspot.com/2011/09/of-course-you-cant-hear-me-i-have.html

hmmm...seriously?: Of course you can’t hear me, I have a va**na.

There was a lovely request for me to re-post my quip: Rush Limbaugh's sponsors are pulling out one by one. Ironic...because it seems that is his idea of contraception.

"Ducking for apples—change one letter and it's the story of my life."
-- Dorothy Parker

old post. same sentiment.

hmmm...seriously?: Love and basketball. And shoes.

"Be attentive. Don't think there are no beasts only because the forest is silent."
-- Paulo Coelho

http://seriouslyalli.blogspot.com/2012/02/chocolategood-shoesgood.html

hmmm...seriously?: Chocolate…good. Shoes…good.

http://seriouslyalli.blogspot.com/2012/02/and-i-can-even-do-dougie.html

hmmm...seriously?: And I can even do The Dougie

"Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words." - Dorothy Parker

"You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, 'I lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along'." -- Eleanor Roosevelt

“That would be a good thing for them to carve on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.” -- Dorothy Parker

http://seriouslyalli.blogspot.com/2012/01/vodka-and-scotch-and-grey-ducks.html

hmmm...seriously?: Vodka and scotch and grey ducks