05/01/2026
Me: “So Claude, give an unhinged introduction to Close to the Heart”
Claude:
“Listen. Your baby spent nine months inside a human body. Nine months of constant motion, constant heartbeat, constant warmth. And then we hand them a flat, stationary surface and act surprised when they scream.
Thousands of years of human evolution didn’t produce a baby who wants to lie quietly in a bassinet. It produced a baby who expects to be carried — pressed against a chest, rocked by a stride, regulated by someone else’s nervous system while their own is still figuring itself out.
I’m Maisie. I’m a certified babywearing educator, a recovering data scientist, and frankly your most enthusiastic advocate for treating babywearing like the postpartum care tool it actually is — not a lifestyle accessory, not an Instagram aesthetic, not a registry checkbox. A tool. With research behind it. That I will absolutely cite.
Close to the Heart exists because parents deserve more than a YouTube video and a carrier with seventeen buckles. You deserve someone who will look at your body, your baby, and your actual life — and help you find the carry that works for you.
Knoxville, I’m here. And I brought the science.”
Not bad 👌😆