Jenkintown Matters Drone Hunting Club

Jenkintown Matters Drone Hunting Club We are afraid of Drones! We are scared! We are Jenkintown Matters!

When you see the Jenkintown Matters snow plow, please make sure to move out of the way. Jenkintown Matters does everythi...
01/19/2025

When you see the Jenkintown Matters snow plow, please make sure to move out of the way. Jenkintown Matters does everything in their power to make Jenkintown a better place to live! We don’t just pass around printouts of screenshots and complain.

Tonight, the Borough Council will announce that they secured nearly $900K for improvements to Borough Hall. We at Jenkin...
01/15/2025

Tonight, the Borough Council will announce that they secured nearly $900K for improvements to Borough Hall. We at Jenkintown Matters feel that the money would be better spent on improving the morale of our community with some statues!

Yesterday, there was a confirmed rumor about a crashed drone or other type of UFO that may have crashed on Hillside Aven...
01/14/2025

Yesterday, there was a confirmed rumor about a crashed drone or other type of UFO that may have crashed on Hillside Avenue. This incident like many others was covered up by the authorities in Jenkintown. Today, we have reports of government agents going door to door in the Borough asking questions. Do not talk to them! Report them to the leadership committee of Jenkintown Matters immediately!

Jenkintown Matters has received information about the “fire” that was reported on Hillside Avenue this morning. Our info...
01/13/2025

Jenkintown Matters has received information about the “fire” that was reported on Hillside Avenue this morning. Our informant, who wishes to remain anonymous, said he found it suspicious that a dozen fire trucks were on scene for a tiny kitchen fire. This informant/citizen journalist/ concerned citizen was able to take a quick photo before running away. We are following this story closely and will continue to provide updates.

We have received many photos and reports from our Jenkintown Matters members and so far these are the most convincing ph...
01/04/2025

We have received many photos and reports from our Jenkintown Matters members and so far these are the most convincing photos taken in Jenkintown Borough

Don’t panic! Jenkintown Matters is on patrol!
12/14/2024

Don’t panic! Jenkintown Matters is on patrol!

While we don’t understand what a Drone is, we know that we don’t like them! We will not tolerate them and demand that so...
12/14/2024

While we don’t understand what a Drone is, we know that we don’t like them! We will not tolerate them and demand that someone do something about them now!

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