Haimish the Haggis

https://stephencsatterly2.com/2026/05/20/haimish-does-a-chore/

Haimish Does a Chore Haimish has a chore to do, and doesn’t do it right the first time. Ma Haimish holds Haimish accountable and teaches him a lesson. Haimish ends up chasing his brothers around the room.

https://stephencsatterly2.com/2026/04/10/haimish-sees-a-tantrum/

Haimish Sees a Tantrum The story features Haimish discovering his brother Stevie in a tantrum, causing chaos in their room. After Haimish informs their father, Pa explains the importance of responsibility. With Pa’…

https://meditationsofabaldfatguy.family.blog/2025/12/18/haimish-sneaks-a-peek/

Haimish Sneaks a Peek Haimish tries to sneak a look at his Christmas present, but gets caught by his pa. He learns that sneaking a look is not a good thing because it spoils others’ joy. All is forgiven in the end…

https://meditationsofabaldfatguy.family.blog/2025/12/05/haimish-saves-christmas/

Haimish Saves Christmas! Haimish helps Roman deal with the question, “Is Father Christmas real?” He gets help from his pa, and is able to resolve Roman’s question.

https://meditationsofabaldfatguy.family.blog/2025/12/15/haimish-helps-stevie-write-a-letter/

Haimish Helps Stevie Write a Letter Haimish helps Stevie write a letter to Father Christmas. In the process, he learns more about the meaning of Christmas. Stevie finishes writing the letter, and he and Roman end up wrestling.

https://meditationsofabaldfatguy.family.blog/2025/11/23/haimish-the-haggis/

Haimish the Haggis The narrator introduces Haimish, a young Scottish Haggis living in a tidy burrow with his family in the Highlands. The story revolves around Haimish learning the importance of responsibility after …

I get a chuckle out of the page Scottish Aye. The author(s) use AI to depict the Scottish Haggis, a mythical creature, akin tae the Loch Ness Beastie. It’s a wee, tiny woodland creature that roams the highlands,looking fuir Scottish whiskey, and trying nae get eaten.

A muse struck me the other night. I hit her back and knocked her arse out. Whilst she lay there, an idea hit me. Why nae naught use these wee beasties in children’s yarns?

So welcome tae Haimish the Haggis! I will post stories here as I finish them. If ye like them, share them wi’ yer wee bairns. Hopefully they will like them and want more.

Feel free tae share! I want kids, and parents tae smile, grin, and maybe, just maybe, catch a glimpse of a wee Haggis peeking out from under the bed!

I hope to post the first one the weekend after Thanksgiving. Let anyone with kids, grandkids, or great grandkids know. All are welcome. Behave as if small children are present, always, or git yersel’ ooshered ou’ the duir!

Meal do naidheachd! (Enjoy)

P.S. Please head over to the Scottish Aye page and give them some love! They have some excellent content!