Pure Romance by Vanessa

01/21/2016

Keep Herb's balls out of your womb!

Seriously though, don't do this.

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/doctors-have-strongly-warned-against-putting-herb-balls-detox-their-wombs

12/03/2015

Good news!!! I am now booking Saturdays for 2016!!! Saturday openings don't last long so message me soon to get a slot!

11/05/2015

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/56391a8fe4b0307f2caafd0f?utm_hp_ref=women&ir=Women§ion=women&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000046

Preach.

10/14/2015

I recently updated my webpage. Please visit and see all of our new fabulous fall collection!

07/20/2015

I start school again in August. Yeah!! I need to get in some parties before then so I can afford all my text books! Who wants to throw a party??

05/05/2015

Happy Kinko de Mayo!!!

Text or message me today to get 30% off any foreplay item including our 50 Shades of Grey inspired bo***ge gear.

04/02/2015

03/24/2015

03/24/2015

http://www.iheartintelligence.com/2015/03/21/7-reasons-science-says-you-should-have-s*x-daily/

I personally know exactly why I should be having s*x every day: it makes my beard grow, improves my bear fighting abilities, and makes me at least 2 inches

03/08/2015

Dear Women,
And I mean ALL women. Cis, trans, and everything on or near that spectrum. If you woke up this morning and felt you're a woman, this is for you:

You're beautiful.

I may not even know you, but I know that about you. You're strong. Oh, yes, you are. You're brilliant in some way. You offer this world something special. A talent, a skill, a friendship, your you-ness.

We live and love in a world that does not like us. Does not respect us. Does not appreciate us. Yet we thrive. We still choose daily to overcome all obstacles and THRIVE. With passion and glory and joy and tears and sweat and glitter and beaming smiles over grit down teeth we LIVE.

This is how I know you're beautiful and strong. You woke up today and kept moving forward.

Do not, for one moment, allow someone to disrespect the joy that is being a woman. Love yourself. Love your fellow women. Because, ladies, we are FABULOUS.

03/06/2015

So true!!!

02/14/2015

http://www.buzzfeed.com/caseygueren/ultimate-guide-to-bdsm?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgp&s=mobile

Forget Fifty Shades of Grey. Here’s your real primer on all things kink.