08/12/2026
Hey y’all! Raider here! 👋🏼
I’m still getting used to this whole new place. I mean, I am the newest member of this very odd crew, so I’m still figuring out how everything works around here. I was hanging out by myself for a while, but now I have a new bro, Ben, living with me.
Most of the time, he’s pretty cool. Sometimes he plays with me, which is awesome! But other times…well…he’s kind of rude. 😅 I know I’m supposed to respect my elders and all, but that guy can be pretty pushy sometimes.
Like, sometimes I just want to eat. That’s it. Just peacefully eat my grass.
But then Ben decides it’s time to be wild and crazy and run around everywhere. Dude, I was eating. What is wrong with you?! 😂
Anyway, yesterday was REALLY weird.
Mom gave me a bath, which was actually pretty nice, and then she spent FOREVER braiding my hair. I’m not sure why it took so long, but I figured she must be making me look extra handsome. Then she put this weird sheet thing on me. 🤨
Naturally, I tried to take it off myself. That thing was TOUGH.
Eventually, I decided I kind of liked it. The flies weren’t biting me nearly as much, so honestly…
8/10. Would try again. ⭐️
Then today, Mom got ALL of us out together. She’s never done that before, so obviously I got a little excited and couldn’t contain myself from speed walking. There were so many new things happening! Not only were we going to a different part of the farm, but then…
THERE WAS A GIRL. 👀💕
I thought she was pretty, but Ben told me I didn’t have a chance. Rude. So I decided my best strategy was to just keep staring at her until she noticed me.
And guess what?
SHE DID. 😎
…Then she yelled at me. 😳
Okay, fine. Maybe I don’t need a lady friend after all. I’m perfectly happy being a handsome, goofy boy with my okay brother Ben.
But I did try to look nice for my pictures! I think I mostly ended up looking goofy, which, to be fair, is pretty accurate. But I’m also a VERY handsome boy. Mom tells me I’m one of the prettiest boys ever, and I’m pretty sure these pictures are proving her point.
— Raider 🐴💙