10/13/2026
The Elsberry School Lost and Found has officially achieved sentient status. 🌋
We started the school year with a small, innocent pile. Today? We have enough single socks, mystery hoodies, and water bottles to stock a small retail outlet, equip an Everest expedition, and possibly open a secondhand boutique.
If your child has come home missing a piece of clothing, an entire shoe, or their sense of direction, please tell them to check the pile. Parents are also welcome to visually excavate—hard hats not required, but strongly encouraged- and contact your student's teacher or the school office to claim an item.
Whatever isn't claimed by Friday will be donated to the Lost & Found Museum of Missing Belongings. 🔎✨