05/21/2026
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Bike Week 2023… Dark Thoughts of Liberation
Friday night, March 2023: if you point your ears toward Daytona you can almost hear the Suck. The thought of mindless hordes of morons milling around aimlessly on Main St, drunk and uncaring makes me sick to my stomach. Other pea brains with the Suck blaring out of their speakers drive by, chewing their cud and craning their necks around to see the latest stupidity.
The Suck is the sound of education and culture dying, replaced by the roar of rednecks with empty bedded, diesel burning pickup trucks and overpriced motorcycles and careless tourists hoping to get laid. Mickey Mouse flicks you the finger in time with the jungle beat and custom loud pipes announce the arrival of the damned. I’ve been living here 40 years and I’ll never embrace the Suck, because I’ll never fit in here and surrender is just unacceptable.
I sacrificed eight years of my life, so that my kids would never be trapped by the Suck, the way that I was at 18. Now they’ve moved to happier climates and yet i remain, still not fitting in and still sacrificing. I’m so effing done; I might not be leaving tomorrow, but in my heart and my head I’m already gone.
As long as I’m telling everyone how I’ve really felt all of these years, I might as well tell all my Florida friends that I love you but it’s time to grow the f**k up and get your s**t together if you can. You’re all over thirty and you can’t blame your crappy parents anymore. If you’re stuck emotionally or physically or mentally you got to unstick or be consumed. Florida is underwater and the people deny the existence of the sea. It’s only a matter of time before a hurricane hits Miami, or the Hellmouth opens up in Deltona and the zombies come pouring out, slowly moving northward. Being intelligent and woke may be your last hope to adapt and survive. Unfortunately, smarts and awareness both came here to die in god’s waiting room.
I confess I’m secretly hateful lord, you know I’ll be aggravated by people no matter where I go, but at least I won’t be aggravated here anymore. So it’s safe to say my timetable has moved up from five years to maybe two, or less… I don’t have time or energy to pretend with anyone anymore and if somebody gets offended, so be it. I’ve been a good son, a good father, a good brother, and a good citizen. It’s enough already, i want to leave… may i be excused? From my lips to your ears, with peace 🙏
