Davis Nerf Club

**WE ARE IN THE MU PARKING STRUCTURE**

There’s 104 days of nerf or nothing
Then summer comes along just to end it
So The annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to Nerf it
Like maybe
Shooting an RPB
OR shooting safety mods in the eye
Or getting shot by P-Eric (the GoPro guy)
Discover an HVZ that doesn’t exist
Or giving the sashes a shower
DUH NUH NUH

Having a shorter game
Because of finals
Just so we have time to study

Going to the Deathstar
Saturday 6-9
So we can have some fun

As you can see there’s a whole lot of Nerf to do
Before summer comes this year

So stick with us
Cause the Nerds are gonna come to Nerf
So stick with us
Cause the Nerds are gonna come to Nerf

Mom Peric and the Nerds are breaking the first rules of Nerf

Are we the nerfed? No, we are the nerfers.
A long time ago, the Founding Nerfer was used to lay down 3 walls. These walls, formed by millions of Colossal Nerfers, have served as both sword and shield to safeguard the peace of the DNC.
But an uprising has taken place, and now the DNC's peace is being threatened.
And that is because the Founding Nerfer has been stolen by one man.
His name is... Ernest Yeager!!
With the Founding Nerfer, Ernest Yeager can begin the Blasting at any moment. The peace of the DNC now faces a grave threat beyond our comprehension.
We might be people of different places and different studies! But now is the time to join together as one and face this terrible enemy!!
Here and now, as a moderator of the DNC... I proclaim...
to the enemy forces that threaten the peace...
a declaration of war!!

If you wish to prevail together against the great threat, then come join us to stop the Blasting at the Death Star on Saturday from 6-9pm!
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New quarter, new waiver! We would really appreciate it if you printed one out and brought it to us already signed:https://www.docdroid.net/CCYK4Dp/new-dnc-waiver.pdf
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to message the moderators.

DUCK FOR COVER! BROKEN GAMES NIGHT IS UPON US!!! Broken Games night is back and ready to test the limits of Nerf. Come take a break with Davis Nerf Club as we play and test some of the craziest games you'll ever hear of. Terrified? So are we, but it's Nerf or Nothing! So join. The chaos TONIGHT from 6-9pm in the Deathstar! ---------- If you take some time to familiarize yourself with our club rules, we can get to the fun faster:
https://localwiki.org/davis/Davis_Nerf_Club
New quarter, new waiver! We would really appreciate it if you printed one out and brought it to us already signed:https://www.docdroid.net/CCYK4Dp/new-dnc-waiver.pdf
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to message the event page or the moderators.

SOMEHOW STAR WARS NIGHT RETURNED and with it the LEGENDARY TRENCH RUN!! Davis Nerf Club only does one trench run a year and you do not want to miss this one! We must stop Palpatine from taking over the galaxy once again! With his new super weapon, balance in the force is in danger.
Come to the Deathstar from 6-9pm this Saturday, May the 14th, and destroy it once and for all! ---------- If you take some time to familiarize yourself with our club rules, we can get to the fun faster:
https://localwiki.org/davis/Davis_Nerf_Club
New quarter, new waiver! We would really appreciate it if you printed one out and brought it to us already signed:https://www.docdroid.net/CCYK4Dp/new-dnc-waiver.pdf
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to message the event page or the moderators.

ATTENTION: THE EARTH IS SQUARE! Grab your tin foil hats and moon cheese to discover what lies beneath Davis (we know, it's cow-people). The Square Earth Society, led by our crazy business-student squirrels, will fight for superiority against the Cube Earth Society, led by our beloved Weather-controlling cows, using the most powerful weapon of them all, Nerf blasters. Our mission: to spread the truth using the Davis water towers and pollen which emit 5G.
If you want to know the truth, come on Saturday from 6-9pm at the Deathstar for an epic, conspiracy-filled nerf night. ---------- If you take some time to familiarize yourself with our club rules, we can get to the fun faster:
https://localwiki.org/davis/Davis_Nerf_Club
New quarter, new waiver! We would really appreciate it if you printed one out and brought it to us already signed:https://www.docdroid.net/CCYK4Dp/new-dnc-waiver.pdf
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to message the event page or the moderators. (edited)

Quad Game Shenanigans

Bring out your inner hippie and get groovy with Davis Nerf Club! It's 70's night so bust out those bellbottoms, dust off those flower crowns, and pull that tie-dye from deep in your closet! Blast your friends in the name of peace, love, and positivity. Hope to see y'all at the Deathstar this Saturday, April 2nd from 6-9pm! --------
If you take some time to familiarize yourself with our club rules, we can get to the fun faster: https://localwiki.org/davis/Davis_Nerf_Club
New quarter, new waiver! We would really appreciate it if you printed one out and brought it to us already signed:https://www.docdroid.net/CCYK4Dp/new-dnc-waiver.pdf
If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free to message the event page or the moderators.

Hey Nerfers, Spring has sprung and Davis Nerf Club is ready to seize the day with our 2022 Spring Quad Game! Happening for FREE this Friday from 12-3pm, come out and have some fun on the Quad in a way no other club can offer! Meet Mods, make new friends, and dodge darts in an event you don't want to miss!
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If you take some time to familiarize yourself with our club rules, we can get to the fun faster: https://localwiki.org/davis/Davis_Nerf_Club

Final Game of the Quarter! Hope finals went well!

Happy Saturday Nerfers!

PSA: There will NOT be a Nerf Club event this weekend. Excellent work on finals, enjoy Spring Break!