Scandles

Liar, liar, pants on fire!! 🔥🔥

Happy Mother's Day 💐🖤

We could not be more thankful for all your orders! We reached 100 sales on our Etsy shop this past week and that's a huge milestone for us. We appreciate every single one of you for joining us along this Scandleous ride! THANK YOU!

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Exciting news, we just released our Stenography Scandles line!

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A Candle for Scorpios! Happy Scorpio season! ♏🦂
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'TIS THE SEASON (WELL, VERY SOON)
It's time to introduce our Candle for the Holidays.
With holiday season around the corner, we all know what we are looking forward to... and what we are not...😅
Light up our *limited time only* Candle for The Holidays and let the fresh wintery scent of peppermint and eucalyptus relax you for what's coming.

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Mike is dying. Well, not clinically. But rest assured, he firmly believes he can die of boredom. Because as if college classes weren’t dry enough in person, he gets to experience it in bad audio quality now over Zoom.
He’s already substituted writing notes for writing his last will and testament, which he’ll use for literature if he ends up surviving the next 4 minutes.
Be Well, Mike!

Bedford’s back and ready to rock 'n roll. And screaaaammm.
Bedford’s favorite part of death metal is the screamo. She loves to scream along on the top of her lungs. It sounds amazing. She doesn’t understand why the people around her don’t appreciate her taste in music.

A Candle for Libras! Happy Libra season! ♎
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Welcome back to Danielle. Danielle is going through the 5 stages of grief for the 14th time. She is also learning new things, like that she can use up 10 tissue packets in 25 minutes. And that snot is more infinite than the universe. 



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