01/28/2026
It is with a sad heart we announce the passing of Jeffrey BlueSlate Dahmer.
Whether he passed over rainbow bridge or through the gates of hell, only he will know.
In all seriousness, this turkey had more personality in his angry horn than 90% of the people I meet.
I will miss watching him having opinions on our shoelace colors, harassing horses, participating in dress up at camps, stalking the neighbors, flirting with his own reflection in vehicles,
and-my personal favorite- freaking out our equine vets.
You either loved him or hated him. He was a character. He was an Ace Staple. He lived as he died- being a royal, persickety, feisty pain in my ass.
I will miss him.
