11/02/2024
To those of you who have been sucked into the "Will Taylor Swift make it to Las Vegas in time for the Super Bowl on Sunday after performing in Tokyo on Saturday night?" drama, here is a quick science lesson for you:
Scientific fact #1: It is 17 hours later in Tokyo than it is in Las Vegas. Ms. Swift's concert was scheduled to begin on Saturday at 6 PM. That would have been 1 AM Saturday (or what people in Las Vegas tend to call, " Friday Night").
Scientific fact #2: According to a website called The Sporting News, "On average, her concert has clocked in between three hours and 15 minutes and three hours and 30 minutes." (Yeah ... that really is a quote from a website that calls itself The Sporting News.)
Scientific fact #3: Taylor Swift is a billionaire. She owns a private jet. She might even own several. (I haven't had time to count.)
Scientific fact #4: If Taylor Swift's concert ended at (I'll be generous here) 10 PM in Tokyo, and Super Bowl halftime is at 5 PM in Vegas, that means she would have 36 hours to get from her concert venue to the football stadium.
Scientific fact #5: It would not take 36 hours to fly from Tokyo to Las Vegas, unless your airplane happened to be attacked by a flying, fire-breathing dragon who really hates Taylor Swift ... and the odds of that happening are pretty damn small, because most flying, fire-breathing dragons are dedicated Swifties. If you have your own private jet (which I do not, so I have been unable to test these numbers, but I'm still going to call them "scientific" because it makes me feel intelligent), a direct flight from Tokyo to Vegas should not take more than maybe 12 hours. Maybe a little longer if you decide to stop for a cheeseburger in Uzbekistan en route.
So if you, along with millions of other people, were worried Taylor was not going to make it to the Super Bowl in time, what that means is that her publicist did an excellent job of creating faux-drama, which has generated such an effective buzz that even I am writing about it.