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STÜP!D ANSWERS FOR STÜPÍD QU£STIONS 😂😂

1️⃣ Someone calls you 2:00am and asks:
“Are you sleeping?”
Ans: No, I’m p!cking beans 🌚😂

2️⃣ You’re making out with a girl, you start pull!ñg her p@nts and she asks:
“What are you trying to do?”
Ans: I want to wash them for you 😭😂

3️⃣ They see you coming out of the bathroom, all wet:
“Did you just have your bath?”
Ans: No, I fell inside the t0!let bowl 🚽😂

4️⃣ You’re standing in front of the £levator on ground fl00r and someone asks:
“Are you going up?”
Ans: No, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me 😒😂

5️⃣ Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers 💐 and you ask:
“Are those flowers?”
Ans: No baby… c@rrots 🥕😂

6️⃣ You’re on the queue at the cinema 🎬 and a friend asks:
“What are you doing here?”
Ans: I came to pay my school fees 😭😂

7️⃣ People see you ly!ng down with your £yes closed and still ask:
“Are you sleeping?”
Ans: No, I’m practicing how to d!£ 😩😂

8️⃣ You enter a restaurant and the waiter asks:
“Please, can I get you a table?”
Ans: No, I’m here to eat on the fl00r 😒😂

9️⃣ Are you reading this post? 😒
Ans: ………………… 😭😂😂

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