05/10/2025
Happy international Teachers day to all our teaching staff at kings Academy Digital schools we appreciate your commitment and dedication to our learners. keep enjoying your profession with us.
TYPES OF TEACHERS
1. Biology Teacher 🧬
Dress code: White coat even when there’s no lab, just to look “scientific.”
Handling students: Can spend 30 minutes drawing a frog on the board.
Class attendance: Always there on time — says “biology is life, life is biology.”
Seriousness: Extra serious when explaining reproduction.
2. Chemistry Teacher 🧪
Dress code: Lab coat full of mysterious stains that look like evidence from a crime scene.
Handling students: Likes threatening to “mix” you with acid if you misbehave.
Class attendance: Comes late but still gives you homework as if they were around.
Seriousness: Only serious when fire is involved.
3. Physics Teacher ⚡
Dress code: Trousers pulled too high, shirt tucked like they’re fighting gravity.
Handling students: Uses rulers to demonstrate every single concept.
Class attendance: Rarely misses, but students do (they escape).
Seriousness: Serious but only they understand what they’re saying
4. Maths Teacher ➗✖️
Dress code: Always with a calculator in the pocket like it’s part of the body.
Handling students: No mercy — “this is easy!” as the whole class cries.
Class attendance: Never misses, unfortunately for students.
Seriousness: Deadly serious — jokes are outlawed in their class
5. English Teacher 📚
Dress code: Stylish, loves quoting Shakespeare in staff meetings.
Handling students: Corrects your grammar even outside class.
Class attendance: Always present, sometimes with novels bigger than your future.
Seriousness: Pretends to be calm but explodes when you pronounce “island” with the “s.”
6. CRE Teacher ✝️
Dress code: Simple, humble — sometimes looks like they came straight from church.
Always gives lessons on time, not miss God's word. Always gives explanations, including almost every Bible verse.
