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02/12/2017

Dear Parents,
HABITS THAT SHOW IMPROPER UPBRINGING OF CHILDREN
Please, carefully look at the list below and identify where you may want to make amends on yourself or on the young ones you are bringing up.
Children, if not properly groomed may never get to the top in life, even if both parents are at the top of their careers.
Manners take you to where your education can't irrespective of your status, wealth or your reach or influence.
1) Going to your child's school indecently dressed. Think again.
2) Speaking rashly to your child's teacher.
3) Cursing, using foul language or swear words in front of your children.
4) Using makeup on children.
5) Dressing your little children up indecently (they loose their sense of Princesshood).
6) Putting earrings on your son's ears.
7) Your child hold the cup or glassware by the brim and you don't correct.
8) Your children don't greet and you just feel they will come around one day because they have a mood swing. ( You will be blamed for it)
9) Your children eat with their mouth opened and you feel they will grow up some day.
10) Your children bring home something you did not buy for them and you say nothing. (that is the beginning of stealing)
11) They talk back at you and you conclude it's okay since you are a 21st century Mummy. (You will hate yourself if they do that outside and they are disciplined )
12) They interrupt when you are speaking with another adult and you think they are bold and clever. (Its really bad manners)
13) They exercise authority over the nanny and domestic staff and you let them be. (that is bad parenting)
14) They say things like "my driver is on his way..."
I do not advocate that children should call your domestic staff aunty or brother, calling them by name when they are not young people is not poise either. The use of Miss, Mr or Mrs will look good on them.
15) Your children don't say a 'thank you' when they have been helped or served something and you are cool with that. (Bad parenting)
16) When

24/09/2017

A girl was with her
father when she
saw her boyfriend
coming.
GIRL: Have you come
to collect your book
titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi
Okafor
BOY: No, I want
your hymn book
called "WHERE
SHOULD I WAIT FOR
YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have
that one but maybe
you should take
the other one titled
"UNDER THE MANGO
TREE" by
Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring "I
WILL CALL YOU IN 5
MINUTES" while
coming to school.
GIRL:Ok, I will also bring
you a new one too
titled"I WON'T LET
YOU DOWN" by
Chinua Achebe.
Then...
DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all?
GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart &
intelligent
DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him
the one on the table
titled "I AM NOT
STUPID, I
UNDERSTOOD
EVERYTHING YOU'VE
BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And
also the one on the
dinning table titled
"IF YOU GET
PREGNANT PREPARE
TO GET MARRIED"
by Wole Soyinka
Hahahaha.....
don't leave it there
pass it on because
you never know
who needed just a
smile.

28/10/2016

Your girlfriend wants u 2 meet her family, when u got there...The elder sister is ur ex girlfriend .The younger brother is the boy you were fighting with over a girl .Her dad is the doctor who adviced u to stop coming with girls for abortion. And finally the mother is the sugar mommy who just bought u a ferrari sport car.Wat will u do?

05/10/2016

Happy teacher's day teachers. May you enjoy your day please

15/08/2016

GUYZZZZZZZZZZZ

When a girl loves, she loves for real. When she loves you, she becomes happy, she becomes proud of you and she feels happy when talking to you... She will be friend with your friends and relatives, your likes will be her likes, she will change her life style to fit in yours.

No matter how much you disappoint her, she will forgive you before you apologize, yes she loves you. She will try to be a little bit jealous and protective,because she wants you to be hers and only hers.

Her boyfriend will now become her EX... because all her future will be in ur hands. She will reject all proposals from other boys. No matter how far or near you are, she will protect herself for you. She will like everything you post on Facebook no matter how stupid it is... retweet everything you tweet on twitter and will instantly reply to all ur messages on WhatsApp or Facebook, She won't mind, whether you give her Money or not, whether you are rich or not, coz her interest in you is your future not what you are now.

She will show you all her friends and relatives, because she's proud of you! Look at that girl, her heart is made of Gold, so precious and full of love. She deserves to be treated as queen.

But this bastard (some guys) after making her love you wholeheartedly,after making her waste her time on you, after making her reject other guys who would have been useful to her, and after all, having let her show you to everyone she knows that you are the ONE, Now you're leaving her, leaving her broken hearted, guys whom she rejected because of you are going to laugh at her, her friends and relatives will ask, WHERE IS HE WHOM YOU TOLD US?

All she could do is to sit put her head on her knees, cry as if there is no tomorrow. Cry endlessly because she loved you endlessly.

Guys, don't make that girl regret why she loved you. Don't make others laugh at her. Fulfill your promises to her, if she wronged you, give her a second chance, everyone deserves a second chance. Know that she is a human not a god, she can't be perfect all the time.

THINK ABOUT IT, GUYS.

13/08/2016

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DEAR MEN,
You made Love to your Wife one Night and left Her the next Morning without looking back. You Were in search for the Greener Pasture.
You left her all alone for 9 months. Your wife got Pregnant that night. And for the next 9 months she was all Alone In the Cold.
She first Noticed Her Body changing,
And then the Doctor said she is Pregnant.
The News gave Her Joy but Sadness filled her Heart as She was longing to sleep in your Arms. She wanted You to be there when your Baby starts Kicking inside Her Belly.
But all She got was Your Voice on the Phone.
So many times She cried.
She could not prepare her Meals.
Sometimes she will Sleep all Day with Body Pains as the Symptoms took hold of Her and sometimes She Will Vomit throughout the Night.
She will Wake up Weak and Exhausted.
She will force herself to Cook but after Cooking.
She won't feel like eating anymore.
All she needed was You to be by Her side.
To Make Her Smile.
To Rub Her Belly and Listen to Her when she talks about how She is Feeling.
To take her out.
To to walk with her and keep her bed warm.
After going through the pains of Post-Mother hood, On that Fateful day, at the Hospital, in the Labour Room, All She could say was your Name due to the Pains, Sufferings and Sadness She Faced.
Suddenly something went wrong.
She died with the Baby.
You are to be Blamed !!
LESSON
My Brothers Always Take Care of your Woman Especially when She is Pregnant.
Care and Protect our Pregnant Women for they are in Control of the Future.
PRAYER
To All The pregnant Women out there, you will not Die on the Day of Bountiful Joy.
You will live to Raise your Child in Happiness and good Health.

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12/08/2016

BOSS says to SECRETARY: For a week, we will be travelling abroad, so make arrangements. SECRETARY makes a call to her Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, so look after yourself. HUSBAND makes call to SECRET LOVER: My wife is going abroad for a week, so let's spend the week together. ... SECRET LOVER makes a call to a LITTLE BOY whom she is giving private lessons: I have to work for a week, so you need not come for class. LITTLE BOY makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week, I don't have classes because my teacher is busy. Let's spend the week together. Grandpa ( d BOSS ) makes a call to his SECRETARY: This week I am spending time with my grandson. We can't attend the meeting any longer. SECRETARY makes a call to her HUSBAND: My boss has some personal matters to attend to, so our trip is cancelled.
HUSBAND makes a call to SECRET LOVER: We cannot spend this week together; my wife has cancelled her trip. SECRET LOVER makes a call to LITTLE BOY whom she is giving private lessons: This week we will have classes as usual. LITTLE BOY makes a call tohis grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this weekI have to attend class. Sorry I can't keep you company. Grandpa makes a call to his secretary: Don't worry, this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangements.
QUESTION -
WHO CONTROLS THIS CHAIN?

11/08/2016

FINDING A HUSBAND IS HARD

1.You find a handsome one, the brain is empty.
2.You find a brilliant one, he looks too serious.
3.You find a rich one, he is disrespectful.
4.You find a hard-working one, he never has time for you.
5.You find a serious one, his EX keeps calling.
6.You find a humble one, he is broke.

7.You find a responsible one, he is not romantic.
8.You find an educated one, he feels he is always right.
9.You find an illiterate one, he always gets angry whenever you correct him.
10.You find a smart one, he lies every time.

THEN JUST MAKE YOUR OWN COCKTAIL !!!!!!

15/07/2016

On shavine's principle of friends, Take a look Eg ladies seduces your Boyfriend or husband and vise verse to men, Tell Me. So therefore this principle is proven realistic

13/07/2016

Shavine's principle of friends. It states that "your best friend is your worst enemy and your worst enemy is your best friend.
Relevance because you fear that person you call your friend, that's why you're ever near him or her so that you get to know his or her plan so that he or she doesn't harm you.

18/05/2016

HOW TO TRACE A MISSING OR STOLEN PHONE
If you lose your mobile phone, you can trace it without going to the police.
Most of us always fear that our phones may be stolen at any time.
Each phone carries a unique
IMEI no. i.e. International Mobile Equipment Identity No which can be used to track it anywhere in the world.
This is how it works:
1. Dial * #06 # from your mobile.
2. Your mobile phone shows a unique 15 digit.
3. Note down this number at a secure place except in your mobile phone itself as this is the number which will help trace your phone in case of theft.
4. Once stolen, just E-mail this 15 digit IMEI No. to [email protected] with details as stated below:
Your name:____________________
Address:______________________
Phone model:_________________
Make:_________________________
Last used No.:_________________
E-mail for communication:_____
Missed date:___________________
IMEI No :_______________________
5.Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hours via a complex system of GPRS and internet, You will find where your hand set is being operated and the new user's No. will be sent to your email.
6. After this, you can inform the Police with the details you now have.

19/12/2015

When a girl loves, she loves for real. When
she loves you, she becomes happy, she
becomes proud of you and she feels happy
when talking to you... She will be friend
with your friends and relatives, your likes
will be her likes, she will change her life
style to fit in yours.
No matter how much you disappoint her,
she will forgive you before you apologize,
yes she loves you. She will try to be a little
bit jealous and protective,because she
wants you to be hers and only hers.
Her boyfriend will now become her EX...
because all her future will be in ur hands.
She will reject all proposals from other
boys. No matter how far or near you are,
she will protect herself for you. She will like
everything you post on Facebook no matter
how stupid it is... retweet everything you
tweet on twitter and will instantly reply to
all ur messages on WhatsApp or Facebook,
She won't mind, whether you give her
Money or not, whether you are rich or not,
coz her interest in you is your future not
what you are now.
She will show you all her friends and
relatives, because she's proud of you! Look
at that girl, her heart is made of Gold, so
precious and full of love. She deserves to
be treated as queen.
But this bastard (some guys) after making
her love you wholeheartedly,after making
her waste her time on you, after making her
reject other guys who would have been
useful to her, and after all, having let her
show you to everyone she knows that you
are the ONE, Now you're leaving her,
leaving her broken hearted, guys whom she
rejected because of you are going to laugh
at her, her friends and relatives will ask,
WHERE IS HE WHOM YOU TOLD US?
All she could do is to sit put her head on
her knees, cry as if there is no tomorrow.
Cry endlessly because she loved you
endlessly.
Guys, don't make that girl regret why she
loved you. Don't make others laugh at her.
Fulfill your promises to her, if she wronged
you, give her a second chance, everyone
deserves a second chance. Know that she is
a human not a god, she can't be perfect all
the time.
Guyz stay focused and read it carefully