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😂🚐 THE BUS THAT TURNED INTO A SUPERMARKET
By O. E. Olaniyan
I entered a bus this morning.
I did not know I was entering a branch of Shoprite.
Before the engine even started, one woman shouted like NEPA just took light:
“Conductor, my change oh!”
Another man replied:
“Madam wait, na you one inside this bus?”
The conductor checked his pocket.
Checked his bag.
Checked his destiny.
No change.
He sighed like a man that just remembered Nigeria and said:
“This country don finally swallow small money.”
That was when the choir started.
One person shouted:
“I paid 1k oh!”
Another added:
“I gave you 500!”
Somebody from the back said:
“Na my change you dey hold!”
One militant even threatened:
“If you no give me my change, this bus no go move today!”
At this point, the conductor looked like a man whose village people just logged in.
In frustration, he gathered all the money and poured it into one passenger’s hand.
“Oga, help me share. Everybody know wetin e suppose collect.”
The man nodded like a professional accountant. Very serious. Very responsible.
At the next bus stop, he jumped down.
We thought he went to look for change.
Five minutes later, he came back… with nylon bag.
Inside the bag was not money.
Inside was:
🥤 Pure water
🍪 Biscuit
🌭 Gala
He cleared his throat and announced:
“Distribution don start.”
He pointed like a politician sharing palliatives:
“You, take biscuit. Your change small.”
“You, take pure water.”
“You, take gala.”
One woman screamed:
“Jesus! Is my transport money snack?!”
One man shouted:
“So my change don turn refreshment?!”
Another one said:
“I no come this life to buy gala by force!”
The conductor held his head like NEPA bill just landed.
The bus turned to market.
Everybody was shouting.
Nobody was happy.
Even the man sharing the things was confused.
And that was how I entered a bus and ended up in Shoprite.
Moral of the story:
In this country, your change can become biscuit without your permission. 😂🇳🇬 @

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