Abdul Qōdir Al-Akbariyy An-nahdiyy

13/03/2026

21/02/2026

أيا لاهيًا فِيما التراويحِ كاســـــــــل
ولَكِن إِذا حــــان الطعـــــامُ لَآكــــلُ

إِذَا نُودِيَنْ لتي الصــلاةِ يَقُـــــلْ لَهُم
لَنافلةٌ هل في الفـــــرائض نافـــلُ؟

سوى أَنه بالجــهـــــــلِ بانَتْ أمورُه
وأعـمــالُه تُزرَى عليه وحـــــاصِـــلُ

أرى الناس مِنْ أَهلِ المَراماتِ مَا رَبَا
مِنَ اللهِ وَالخيــراتُ مِنـهـم تَهـامَــلُ

فنافلـــةٌ بعـــــد الفــرائضِ أَفضـــلُ
ويُربَى بِها في كلِّ ما سَالَ فاعـــــلُ

عبد القادر الأكبري النهضي

23/01/2026

Watching football with a woman👩🏾‍🦰is really stressful🤣

👩🏾‍🦰"Which teams are playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱"Man City vs Liverpool"
👩🏾‍🦰"I love Liverpool"
👨🏽‍🦱"That's a good team"
👩🏾‍🦰"Is Ronaldo playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱"He doesn't play for any of these teams"
👩🏾‍🦰"Okay sweet.........is that Chris Brown?"
👨🏽‍🦱😒"No....it's Salah😕"
👩🏾‍🦰"Okay ...but they look the same.....what's that yellow card for?"
👨🏽‍🦱"It's a warning to the player"
After a few minutes De Bruyne scores
👩🏾‍🦰💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼"Is that Salah who has scored?"
👨🏽‍🦱[calmly]No, it's De Bruyne for Man City"
👩🏾‍🦰"How, it's Liverpool that should have scored"😡😡😡
👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐
👩🏾‍🦰"What is that red card for?"
👨🏽‍🦱"It means the player has to leave the pitch for misbehaving😥😓
👩🏾‍🦰"Then is he going to be a coach"
👨🏽‍🦱😳😠😖😩😫"aaaaaah noooo"
👩🏾‍🦰"It's the same with traffic lights, yellow-warning red-danger"
👨🏽‍🦱"Exactly darling"
👩🏾‍🦰"What about the green card?"
👨🏽‍🦱"Nothing like that in a field of play"
👩🏾‍🦰"I want Liverpool to win the world cup"
👨🏽‍🦱🤐🤐🤐🤐
👩🏾‍🦰"Who's that man standing who looks like Mr Bean?"
👨🏽‍🦱🥺😰😓"It's the Man City coach Pep Guardiola"
👩🏾‍🦰"Why is he not playing?"
👨🏽‍🦱: 😭😭😭

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