12/02/2021
Mr Chairman,
Accurate time keeper,
Impartial panel of judges,
My able Friends,
Fellow Co debaters.
All protocols duly observed.
My name is my name, and I am here to
Support the motion that states.
Nobody senior another person for this life, na turn by turn
with my following reasons.
1. Dem first born you no mean say na you go first dieee. Even Bible support am.
2. If you first me touch ceiling because you tall, I go first you to pick stone sake of say I near ground pass.
3. You fit first me enter SS1 and I fit first you enter university.
4. My jeep fit stop for road while your Beetle fit carry you reach house.
5. Girl wey marry last year fit born pikin before woman wey marry 10 years ago.
6. Small boy wey just finish school fit begin work before chairman wey do NYSC.
7. If aeroplane engine knock, both person wey dey first class and the one for economy, na the same Jesus dem go call.
8. Na Oga de pay driver, but AC dey first blow driver before e reach oga for back.
9. Person wey dey healthy fit diee before person wey dey sick.
10. You de stay upstairs no mean say you near God pass.
11. Stone de scatter water, and water dey pieces stone.
12. When you see me na when I see you.
13. Babe if you senior a guy no mean say u no fit date am, age na number.
14. Mr time keeper, as you want to ring that bell, may your time in this world not be over.
15. You go church everyday no mean say you better pass another person,calm down and do what is right cus even Satan dey go church.
I hope with these few points of mine, I have
been able to convince and not confuse you that
No body senior another person for this life. Life na turn by turn.
We move🚶🚶♀️🚶🚶♀️🚶🚶♀️🚶
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