Nanjul Hassan

Don't dwell on past mistakes. Instead, use them as opportunities to learn and grow. Don't give others the power to define you by your failures

THIS ARE THE REASONS WHY MEN ARE VERY VERY IMPORTANT

1. You can't spell Madam_
without the *Adam in it

2. Neither can you spell Woman-
without the *Man

3. You also cannot spell Female -without the *Male

4. Nor spell She- without the *He

5. You most definitely cannot spell Mrs-
without the *Mr

6. When a *woman* is seeing her monthly flow it's called MENstration -men

7. When she's old and don't see her monthly flow it's called *MENopause-men

8. Manicure-Man

9. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say Amen
and not A-women
Am speechless.
I respect Man.

Welcome to my city😂 #trending #love #photography #tbt #music #photooftheday

When they mention the word hospitality, I never understand until today.

Hospitality means friendly and entertainment of visitor or guests in once once house.
I have to day gain greatly to the family of Abdulkadir Hakimi of Amar in Karim Lamido II of Taraba State.
First is the first son of the King prince Ishaka Abdulkadir, he has shown me love, making the Amar a soft landing place for my stay.
Secondly, still the son to our king Sabitu Abdulkadir, he has shown me much love that I can't mention all on this page, that means numerous to mention.
Initially I intended to go back to Benue State but with the support of this great family that show me love, am hungry to stay even though the place is an interior village.

Thanks to the great family of Hamimi Abdulkadir.
Long live prince Ishaka Abdulkadir.
Long live Prince Sabitu Abdulkadir.
Long live GDSS Amar.
Long live Amar.

My only request to Almighty is to always keep my family safe and healthy.

*"AFRICAN PROVERBS"*
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⭕ 1) *The anger of a pen!s doesn't destroy the va**na.* (Zimbabwe)
⭕ 2) *There's no virgin in a maternity ward.* (Cameroon)

⭕ 3) *A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles.* (Ghana)
⭕ 4) *The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem.* (Ghana)

⭕ 5) *When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air.* (Ethiopia)
⭕ 6) *He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.* (Nigeria)

⭕ 7) *The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow.* (Togo)
⭕ 😎 *An erected pen!s has no conscience.* (Uganda)

⭕ 9) *If u go to sleep with an itching a**s, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers.* (Kenya)
⭕ 10) *The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.*.(Senegal )

The small salary is better than waiting for someone to give me money.
Am proud of my salary.

Tears flow down my eyes as Tiv people are been killed in hundreds without anybody questioning like toads.

A good friend is better than a bad brother of the same mother.

You told your wife👩‍🦰 that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a soldier. 👮‍♂️
Her husband comes back and you hurriedly hid under the bed 🛏️
The soldier sends his wife off to the market while you are still hiding under the bed. you overhear him inviting a lady over the phone.🤣🤣

The lady comes and shortly after his wife comes knocking citing that her clothes are stained and she wants to change them🥺

Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.( Things yawaded)

Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bed turns out to be your wife🤣🤣 and both of you are looking at each other under the bed like rabbits without saying a word.🙆🤣🤣

In school, We call it REUNION
In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER
In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation
In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around"
In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction
In Economics, we call it demand and supply
In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation 😂😂😅
In English we call it coincidence 😂😂
In government we call it check and balance 🤓🤓
In food and nutrition we call it balance diet 😁😁
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