King Ado High School

I still don't know if a SUGARCANE is a fruit, grass, tree or a soft drink 😂😂😂

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Iᴛ ᴛᴏᴏᴋ ᴍᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ 2 ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜɪs

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Mᴇᴇᴛ ᴇɴɢɪɴᴇᴇʀ Bᴀɴᴅᴀ. Tʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴇɴɢɪɴᴇᴇʀ ғʀᴏᴍ Cʜɪᴘᴀᴛᴀ ᴛᴏ ʙᴜɪʟᴅ ᴀ ᴛʀᴀɴsᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ʜᴇ ǫᴜᴀʀʀᴇʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ʟᴀɴᴅʟᴏʀᴅ 🤣🤣

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Tᴏᴅᴀʏ’s ᴅᴀᴛᴇ 22.02.2022 ɪs ᴀ ᴘᴀʟɪɴᴅʀᴏᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ ᴀs ᴀɴ ᴀᴍʙɪɢʀᴀᴍ. A ᴘᴀʟɪɴᴅʀᴏᴍᴇ ɪs ᴀ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴏʀ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅs ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ʙᴀᴄᴋᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴏʀ ғᴏʀᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴ ᴀᴍʙɪɢʀᴀᴍ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴜᴘsɪᴅᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ.
Wʜɪᴄʜ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴘᴀʟɪɴᴅʀᴏᴍᴇ ᴏʀ ᴀᴍʙɪɢʀᴀᴍ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ?

Principal is coming.

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Love Letter of the golden days, I wonder if people can write letters anymore .

King Ado High School,
C/o Ojo Giwa Str.,
Lagos Island, Lagos.
Nigeria.

27 -08-1988

Dearest Sweetie,
Time and ability, plus double capacity have forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also perambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Swetie, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because, I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily verifiable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That is why I need to see you vis a vis for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole and onomatopoeia, Just simple candidness. Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated,exhilarated and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the content of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my biochemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love you chemically .... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your live portrait . Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart with indelible ink. If any boy tries to as for your companionship, tell him that, You are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here because I haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization . But before I evaporate, I will like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is

My butter, your p**s is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.
Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now,
Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion.

Babajide Johnson
(Class 5B)

What took you to principal's office in secondary school??

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Mr Chairman,
Accurate Time Keeper,
Impartial Panel of Judges,
My Able Friends,
Fellow Co-Debator,
All protocols duly observed..

My name is my name & I am here to propose the notion that states:

(Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life, Na Turn By Turn) with my following reasons.

1. Dat they first born you no mean say na you go first die.

2. If you first me touch ceiling bcos you tall, I go first you to pick stone for ground bcos i near ground pass you

3. You fit first me enter SS1 and I fit first you enter University.

4. My jeep fit stop for road while your Beetle fit carry you reach house.

5. Girl wey marry last year fit born pikin before woman wey marry 10 years ago.

6. Small boy wey just finish school fit begin work before chairman wey do NYSC 2015

7. If aeroplane engine knock, both person wey dey first class and the one for economy, na the same God dem go call.

8. Na Oga dey pay driver, but AC dey first blow driver before e reach oga for back.

9. Person wey dey healthy fit die before person wey dey sick.

10. You dey stay upstairs no mean say you near God pass.

11. You help me today, no mean say, i no fit help you tomorrow.

12. When you see me na when i see you.

13. Mr time keeper, as you want to ring that bell, may your time in this world not be over.

I hope with these few points of mine, I have been able to convince and not confuse you that (Nobody Senior Another Person For This Life; Life na turn by turn)..

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