14/04/2016
1. The anger of a p***s doesn't destroy the
va**na (Zimbabwe).
2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward
(Cameroon).
3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but
not with the father's testicles (Ghana).
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and
the farmer who grows corn by the road side
have the same problem (Ghana).
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs
open, never tell her to close them because you
do not know her source of
fresh air (Ethiopia).
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has
never tried Hausa perfume (Nigeria).
7. The only woman who knows where her man
is every night is a widow (Togo).
8. An erect p***s has no conscience (Uganda).
9. If you go to sleep with an itching a**s, you
are sure to wake up with smelly fingers (Kenya).
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles
is the day you will know there is a better way of
resolving issues without
resorting to violence (Ethiopia)
