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Three Robbers entered a house. They said to the lady, "we don't want to spoil the order of your house and we don't want to harm you, so we are sitting here on the sofa, bring whatever cash and jewelry you have here."

The lady brought cash and jewellery.

The leader of the robbers said, "Where is the diamond ring that your husband gave you as a gift on your wedding anniversary?"
She kept silent and brought the ring and gave it to them.

"Bring the watch that your sister sent from Dubai." She had tears in her eyes while handing over the gift given by her sister.

"Now bring the leftover pineapple cake from yesterday."

When all the goods had been taken by the Robbers, the woman hesitated and said, "You guys are very professional and ethical robbers. How did you know about the things inside our house?"

The leader of the Robbers fixed the mask on his face and said, "Madam, we are your Facebook friends. We regularly read your posts. We also check your status updates".

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This story is dedicated to all those that post everything about themselves on social media.

ST ANTHONY'S COLLEGE OF NURSING SCIENCES ABA

Cut off mark: 150

Requirements: 5 O'level Credits.
Maximum 2 sittings

Cost: N30,000

Programme: ND/HND Nursing.

Form: Available only at the school premises.

Note: beware of scammers because the school management doesn't have any agent for their post utme form.

These are all the accredited Colleges of Nursing in Edo State approved by the NMCN. If the school you want to apply to is not listed here in Edo State, the Lord is your strength.

These are all the accredited Colleges of Nursing in Akwa Ibom State approved by the NMCN. If the school you want to apply to is not listed here in Akwa Ibom State, the Lord is your strength.

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Drop the name of the state where you want to study Nursing, and I’ll provide you with the list of all NMCN-accredited Colleges of Nursing in that state to help you avoid wasting your time and money on a school that is not yet accredited.

Admission through JAMB does not automatically mean a school is accredited by the NMCN. Stay informed and vigilant.

😂 “My First Mortuary Posting… My Confidence Expired Before I Entered”

They announced: “Today, we’re going for mortuary/autopsy posting.”

I smiled with fake confidence and said, “No wahala 😌 Dead bodies can’t hurt anyone.”

Ahhh… Na there my problem started.

The moment we got to the mortuary entrance, my boldness refused to follow me inside.

The attendant opened the door gently…

First thing that greeted me? Cold air.

Second thing? That smell.

That strange “hospital but not quite hospital” smell.

Immediately, my spirit began reciting Psalms without permission.

The place was silent.

Too silent.

No patients talking. No monitor beeping. No nurses shouting instructions.

Just silence… and stainless steel tables everywhere.

At that point, every horror movie I had ever watched started replaying in my head.

Then the pathologist walked in calmly like this was a normal Tuesday morning.

“Good morning everyone,” he said.

Good morning where sir? 😭 This environment stopped feeling like morning long ago.

Then he pulled out a body covered in white cloth.

My heartbeat increased academically.

Some students moved closer to observe.

Me? I respected myself and maintained social distancing.

As the doctor was teaching: “Cause of death can be identified during examination…”

I was pretending to listen, but my brain was busy checking whether the co**se moved.

Then one unserious student beside me whispered: “Imagine if this person suddenly sits up now 😂”

Omo. My soul nearly logged out.

From that moment, I trusted nobody. Even the co**se started looking suspicious.

Then the autopsy began…

Jesus is Lord.

Movies did not prepare me for real life at all.

The sounds. The instruments. The smell.

Everything became too real instantly.

Meanwhile, the pathologist was teaching peacefully like he was filming a cooking show.

“This organ appears enlarged…”

Sir, my fear is what’s enlarged right now 😭

Then suddenly—

CLANGGGG!!! 🔊

One metal tray fell loudly. 😂😂😂

To be continued… 😭😂 Want to hear the rest of the story? Comment “Continue” below. 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻