Osita comedy talks

Who tell the most lies
1 police
2 Girlfriend
3 NEPA 😁😁😁😁

A conversation between an illiterate father and son.
Father_how was the exam?
Son_it was so simple.
Father__what was the questions?
Son__the ask us to differentiate between a shop a ware house.
Father__what did you wrote??
Son__I wrote that our shop situated at osisioma why our warehouse is at Aba park.
Father__correct but did you give them the address?
Son__hey!!! I forget.

Please be sincere
Which part do you belong during occasions😂
(1)guest of honour/visitors
(2)uninvited guest(you invited your self)
(3)nylon group(those stealing meat and food in nylon bags
(4)trouble makers/fighters
(5)gluttonous people(longer throat😂😂 those eating more than 4 plates😇
(6)self controlled people but dangerous
(7)entertainers
(8)ordinary workers (canopy and chair carriers)
(9)fashion show off group/girls toasters😇
(10)food sharers
(11) security
Comment with the number you belong
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I bought I phone 11 for a my girl friend on her birthday.
But on my birthday she bought me this😬😠😕😕
Please what should I do?

The love of money is the root of all evil.😀😀😀😀
What about the love of herbs and root?😊

The way this ladies put back dick in their p***y when it slips will amaze you.
There are even faster than 4G network.

This onitsha crazy keke riders can take you to america in 5minutes
If you doubt me come to head bridge

Do you remember those primary school days when we call
Aeroplane- eloplane and also popular rhyme o my home which we change to o maggi and my story book "Eze goes to school"
Please add your own primary school experience like the page for more

please my fellow Nigerians go out and vote you power is your PVC is your power

Do you know that Nigeria news headlines looks like heading of folk tales book. Below are some examples
**** president buhari promises good economy growth if reelected***
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***OBJ "Am a patriotic citizen"
*** we will provided 500,000 jobs according to buhari
****police are corrupt free by lai Mohammed
Fell free to add yours.

yesterday i was exhausted from battle against fulani herdsmen.
pray for me friends.