Unity for success

WHAT WE LEARNED FROM MOVIES
(Add urs)

AMERICAN MOVIES

1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S.A population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of the U.S.A is to promote basketball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.A

5. U.S.A is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.

6. Add yours.

INDIAN MOVIES

1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you "always choose the right one".

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

6. Add yours.

NIGERIAN MOVIES

1. Anything wrong with your life is caused by your grand mother in the village.

2. Babalawo can make you have plenty money but himsef is very poor.

3. A person announces his death before falling to the ground.

4. Every graduate don't get a job.

5. Every house in Abuja is fine and well furnished.

6. Add yours

LAW OF QUEUES: the queue you have left will move faster than the 1 you are in..

LAW OF MECHANICS : whenever there is grease in your hands your nose starts 2 itch terribly...

LAW OF REACH-ABILITY : a coin dropped down will attain the most unreachable corner possible

LAW OF ENCOUNTER: probability of meeting a known person is high when you are with sum-one you are not supposed to be

LAW OF LOVE: The person you really wanna date seems perfect until you get him/her

Never let a problem become an excuse.

5 WISDOMS: 1. If you are right, then there is no need to get angry.
And if you are wrong then you don't have any right to get angry.
2.
Patience with family is love
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence.
3.
Never think hard about past, It brings tears.
Don't think more about future, It brings fears.
Live this moment with a smile, It brings cheers...
4.
Every test in our life makes us bitter or better.
Every problem comes to make us or break us.
Choice is ours, whether we become victim or victorious.
5.
Search a beautiful heart, not a beautiful face.
Beautiful things are not always good, but good things are always beautiful.

A loud shout out to our fellow computer science students who just graduated. Congrats guys, Bsc no be joke. Well deserved honour.

Hello guys! Its been a while. Hope we're not forgeting Mal. Kb's class 2mrw, it's tag general revision so bring up all questions bothering Ў☺ΰ. 9am L2!

Morning jokes;
A fat man saw advertisement "lose 5kg in a week"
He called & said i would like to join!
Lady : Ok be ready tomorrow at 6am.
Next morning He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying "If u catch me u can sleep wit me!" & the girl starts running.
Guy starts running but couldn't catch her. so during the whole week he tried to catch her but couldn't & lost 5kg.
.. He then asks for the 10 kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can sleep wit me. He lost 10 kg dat week.so he thought this program is awesome! Lets try 25kg.but the lady said are you sure? Its really tough!!next day at 6 he opens the door expecting to see a n**e babe.but finds a n**e man saying "If i catch u i will sleep with u!!"that week he lost 40kg. L☺l

A young mosquito went out flying for d first time in its life, when it came back, d father asked, how was it out there & how did u feel? D young mosquito replied, it was great dad, every1 was clapping hands for me. D father replied... no one was clapping hands for you. Every1 wanted to kill u. D more dey clapped, d more chances u were going to die.
LESSON: In life, not all d people who celebrate u are well wishers. Enjoy ur day!

You always have time to do the things you really want to do

Final Revised time table placed since friday! Ours is not affected, massive date change in lvl 4 & 1.

Jumuat kareem guys.

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions.