National Association Of Uruan Student-NAUS Akwapoly Chapter

I don't want to believe this is how the red oil we use in cooking is produced in some villages🙄🙄🙄🙄..
I mean, come to think of it, what if the lady is on her monthly🙈🙈 something..🤷‍♂️
But am seriousooo

AKWA IBOM STATE POLYTECHNIC
IKOT OSURUA, IKOT EKPENE

TO: ALL STAFF
ALL HND AND ND CANDIDATES

2023/2024 ADMISSIONS SCREENING FOR ND AND HND PROGRAMMES

This is to inform all Staff and Prospective candidates that Screening exercise for admission into Higher National Diploma (HND) and National Diploma (ND) programmes of the institution has been scheduled to hold as follows:

Date: Tues 26th - Fri 29th September, 2023

Time: 9am prompt each day

Accordingly, all prospective candidates are hereby directed to report at their respective departments for the screening exercise on the said date and time.

REQUIREMENTS FOR SCREENING

HND
1 ND statement of result
2 Acknowledgment slip of form purchase
3 WAEC / NECO statement of results
4 Letter of completion of industrial attachment

ND
1 JAMB online result print out
2 WAEC/ NECO statement of result
3 Acknowledgement slip of form purchase

NOTE: Original copies of credentials will be sighted in the process.

Names of successful candidates will published and candidates also notified after the screening exercise.

Please be properly guided.

Signed

MR GODSWILL E. UDOFAH, MNIM
Acting Registrar

*SPECIAL INVITATION !!!*

The National Association of Uruan Student (NAUS), Akwa Ibom State Polytechnic joyfully invites all creation of God to her 2023 SOLEMN ASSEMBLY with the theme "LET THERE BE LIGHT" (Gen: 1:3)

This highly spiritual exercise is scheduled to hold as follows:

Date: Saturday 15 June 2023

Venue: Value Added life Church, Abia Okpo Ntak Inyang

Highlights of the Event:

~ Prayers

~ Praise/Worship

~ Testimonies

~ Word ministration

Come, and join the intellectual apostles to enforce the power of God on earth.

See flier for more information....

NOTE: If you are an intrumentalist please feel free to chat me up privately or the President

I will be there
How about you??

NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF URUAN STUDENTS (NAUS)
AKWA IBOM STATE POLYTECHNIC CHAPTER.

To.
My entire Facebook friends.

SPECIAL INVITATION.

We bring to you solidarity greetings!

With much respect and extremely regards, we the above named Association most respectfully invites you to our 2022 CULTURAL DAY CELEBRATE, with the theme "CULTURE FOR SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT".

HIGHLIGHTS:
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* Cultural display.
* Award presentation.
* Launching/Funds Raising.
* Talk tales (History of Uruan)
And lot more.

The event is scheduled to hold as follows:
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Date: Thursday 15th December, 2022
Venue: Behind Methodist church, Ikot Osurua, Ikot Ekpene,
Time: 2p.m

Thanks in anticipation and God bless.

C c;
Hon. Iniobong Emmanuel Okon
NAUS President.

Comr. Fabian Umanah.
Chairman planning committee.

Comr. Kokoete Asuquo.
Secretary planning committee.



Efiok Asuquo ▶ ‎Uruan Rant

SOME ANIMALS , BIRDS, INSECTS and how they are Called In Ibibio.
Crocodile = Efiom
Wall Gecko = Ukpöng ayin
Owl = Nkîdikîd
Tortoise = Ikîd
Hare = Ebet
Kangaroo = Esö
Antelope = Edop
Rhinoceros = Edi Iköt
Vulture = Utere
Gorilla = Idiök
Monkey = Ebök
Tiger = Usîm ekpe
Wolf = Amön
Deer = Akaáng
Quail = Ikrök
Cuckoo Bird= Ebomonkuku
Toad = Ikwuöd
Frog = Mföód
Cricket = Idiang
Mosquito = Aböng
Spider = Utwed ekpe
Chameleon=Akube
Duck = Unen Mbakara
Scorpion = Ikpeyen
Wood Pecker= Akiköng eto
Electric Fish = Adidîme
Raven = Akukwuö
Mouse = Usîné
Lizard = Akpök
Termite = Ebu
Queen Termite= Eka Ebu
Butterfly = Mkpufiob ufiob
Soldier Ant = Mkpó ikot
Sugar Ant = Nwanwa Efûd abang
Weaver Bird = Nsiaák
Porcupine = Ebiöng
Chimpanzee = Ikpök Ebök
Horse = Enang Mbakara
Ox = Ayara Enang
Sun bird = Mkpemkpe Eyio
Turtle = Ayara Ikîd
Wasp = Ataád
Bee = Akwuöók
Weevil = Ufiák
Prawn = Ekem' obu
Shrimp = Uman Obu
Oysters = Nköb
Lobsters = Nkò-nkò
Crab = Isobo
Pigeon = Töm Töm
Turkey 🦃 – Unen Asanu

Please, I make use of purely Ibibio pronunciation and not Efik as may be corrected. Someone should help with
*Hyena
*Giraffe

IT WAS NOT S*X THAT DESTROYED SAMSON...

Extra marital /pre marital s*x ofcourse is discouraged, but we need to get to the root of what really disarmed Samson.

Before that fateful day, Samson had s*x partners in almost every city he's been to ( just as many today)

Samson's fall was progressive but one thing destroyed him completely. Read on to find out…..

All the mistakes Samson made prepared him by weakening him for that final fall.

Remember: if you fall in the day of adversity, your strength is small.

WHAT THEN HAPPENED TO SAMSON.

The same mistake Eve made, by revealing to the serpent what God told them.

Thrones are preserved by secrets.

Kingdoms are secured by mysteries.

Destiny is guarded by codes.

The moment Eve gave serpent the secret, she handed the code of the garden to the enemy.

There are covenant secrets you must defend with your life.

God is God because of secrets, there are a lot we still don't know about God.

Every nation has their secret service agency.

There are offices, companies and ministries you can never work in, until you are initiated into their secrecy, to preserve their secret.

Every destiny has a code and that's the secret of their success.

Joseph made same mistake, when he revealed to his brothers more than they deserve to know at that moment.

Stop talking too much.

Stop talking to everybody.

Stop talking about everything.

There are things God tells you that are meant for you only.

The damage the enemy couldn't do to Samson through s*x, the moment he revealed his sacred covenant secret; they finished him.

Nobody should know your covenant code with God.

Preserve your spiritual ticket to Kingdom mysteries.

He that dwells in the secret place...

You cannot dwell in the secret place, until you are initiated into divine secrecy.

When Paul was caught up into the third heaven, he said he heard things which are not permitted for man to say.

If you have a leaking mouth, you are not qualified for power...

Be very secretive

A lesson to learn from Ike Ekweremadu issue....

Nick Agule from UK wrote....

Ike Ekweremadu is obviously a powerful man. Spending his 20th year in the Senate of which 12 were as Deputy Senate President.

He could have used the time to get Nigeria a world-class kidney hospital but no! He didn't need kidney treatment so it was his least bother.

Things happen and his own child needed kidney treatment. As it is with President Buhari and everyone who has held office in Nigeria, Ekweremadu shamelessly took his daughter to the UK for treatment where he was going to be attended to by Nigerian nurses and doctors whom Ekweremadu and gang chased away with total neglect of the health sector.

But Ekweremadu did not go with his child alone, he took along a boy who was suffering hardship and pains from a Nigeria Ekweremadu helped to damage. Ekweremadu wanted to harvest this boy's kidney to save his own child. As fate will have it, tests performed on the boy showed his kidney was not a match for Ekweremadu's daughter.

Ekweremadu began to make arrangements to return the boy to Nigeria and obviously take another one to the UK. But the boy tasted and enjoyed the good life in the UK something Ekweremadu and his band of bad and failed leaders deprived him of in Nigeria. The boy saw electricity 24/7 (powered by gas from Nigeria), he did not need to start 'I better pass you generator' or he sleeps in darkness to the joy of mosquitoes. He saw how clean and beautiful the hospitals were different from the mortuaries we call hospitals in Nigeria and absolutely for free. He saw how efficient the metropolitan police were securing the neighbourhood and not the Nigerian police starved of funds by Ekweremadu and gang! The boy enjoyed rides on clean and efficient public transportation (buses, trams, light rail, underground tube, trains, boats etc) and not the okada, Keke and endless trekking in Nigeria. The boy was awed by the beautiful landscaped, trash free and green environment and not the

OFFICIALLY TO ALL THE URUAN STUDENTS. HAPPY NEW MONTH TO YOU ALL AND REMAIN BLESSED.