Sunny Mide

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1. In my next life, if I hear the name ‘Nigeria’ in my mother’s wömb, I will just use her intestinës to häng myself... I can not come and pass through hëll again 🥹😂
2. After payïng 150k fëes for school fees, then you hear your 4 years old son singing: “Days of the week- Sunday, October, June, eleven, rectangle, December” 😂
3. Na person wey never see problëm dey use English dey pray 😂
4. Wetin concern dog with family planning? 😂
5. Do you know who I am? Do you know I am?... Na so hold up take dey start. 😂
6. E dey clear pimplës, e dey clear pimplës... naso bleaçhing dey start oo 😂
7. Make I chop this guy møney, make I chop this guy møney. Na so ashawó take start oo 😂
8. Some Nigerïan girls will update their status like “I’m not happy and no one should ask me”.
Lol, Aunty, we won’t even try to ask because na from there all this “my data is about to finish, my uncle has cançer of the oesophagus, I’ve not eaten since Jesus diëd” dey start unnecessary billing... 😕😂
9. My dad will hold bëlt and still tell me to come I won’t fløg you... Okay you want to häng me abi ?🙄😂
10. Beware of wömen who remöve the pot cover with barë hands while still on hot gas...
They have the latest version of släp... 😒😂
11. At my age I still dodgë when thundër strïkes*
*It’s not that I’m evïl but just in case of mistakën identity...🤨
You know anything can happën in Nigerïa !!* 🤭😂
12. I can’t wait to get marrïed and be stealïng my wife’s stew and söup meat and put the blamë on the kids ☺️😂
13. I don’t like people who can’t let go of the past. 😒
Especially people I’m owïng møney 🙁😂
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Feeling Crazy

Back in the days, I had the misfortune of being in a relationship with a soldier's daughter. All went well in the first few weeks we had begun the relationship. I avoided any contact with her father. My love was strong but not stronger than soldier's Koboko or public disgrace; frog jump. She had once assured me that her father was a gentle soldier but I was a very careful person. I was cautious to the extent that if I was with her phone, going through her pictures and I found her dad's picture, I would immediately apologize to the image in order not to offend him.

One day, my carefulness failed me. It was in the heat of the afternoon when we were texting each other. She wanted me to come over to her house. She assured me that her father had just traveled and that there was no need to panic. I was relieved to hear that the obstacle had traveled. If she had reported that the obstacle had gone to work , it would have been a different thing; I wouldn't have risked it but this one, 'traveled'? That sounded quite safe.

When I got there, the entire house was safe and empty. I was ready to lunch an attack on her submarine. I immediately undressed, went to the bathroom and baptized myself. I wasted much time in the bathroom in hope that she would join me. You know all those stories about how it is 'sweeter' in the bathroom? It's true if you don't slip and break your teeth. She joined me soon enough.

After ten minutes of co**al baptism, we got dried and left to resume later in the sitting room. You probably, also, must have heard how thrilling it is on the sofa. We had that too until soldier man started hooting his car horn at the gate.

I was never a dull boy. I invented a strategy immediately. The house had no back door so there was no need to run. We both couldn't imagine a safe enough place to hide so that option was also off. I ran to the kitchen, grabbed a knife and ripped my jeans so that I will look ragged. Then I pulled my singlet and used it to wipe a few dusty furniture and wore it back on my sweaty body. This gave me the appearance of a typical Nigerian electrician.

He bounced in like Elijah marching on the prophets of Baal. He gave me a deadly stare and asked "who are you?"
His daughter quickly cut in; "Dad he is the fridge repairer, the fridge developed a fault so I called him to check it out."
"Oh! Good, you are growing," he told her, "at least you do not wait for me to fix things these days"
He grabbed a chair and sat close to me, at the dinning room, which was where the fridge was; the fridge I was pretending to repair. He asked for food, he mentioned how he had made a U-turn just to come back to eat because he just couldn't travel with an empty stomach anymore. All these men and food sef.

His eyes were now on me and my hands were in the electrical areas of the fridge. To impress, I began to cut wires. He asked why I was using a kitchen knife to work instead of pliers.
"Oh it's nothing. It's a minor problem," I said, "no need for sophisticated tools"
He smiled in a way that made me sweat more. I started cutting more wires until there was none left to cut, then I looked up and noticed that he was still looking at me. In order to convince him further, I started joining the wires back randomly.
The soldier man was still looking at me. I wanted to cry but I was brave and strong so I peed a little to flush out some fear and I got rid of extra fear by sweating.

Soldier man kept looking straight at me despite my hardwork. I began to panic even more. I decided that I had had enough. I figured it was better if he just gave me a quick death than allow me labour with a refrigerator until I die out of intimidation. I had pi**ed out every fear and my trouser was now soaked with urine. I got up and told them that I want to buy a "regulator" for the fridge. He asked me what a regulator was and I told him that it was used to regulate current entering the freezing channel of the fridge's incubator cycle. He gave me a stare that suggested that he didn't understand. I told him that it is an engineering term and that he probably won't know what it is.


I left to buy what I knew I was not going to buy. When I reached the door, he asked me how much it costs. I saw an opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. I told him it costs ten thousand naira. He asked if I had ten thousand naira to buy it, I replied in the negative. He reached for his wallet and counted a cool amount of notes. He offered them to me, I came to him stretching out my hands to collect that which was offered me. He grabbed my hands firmly and told me to sit on the ground.
"Tell me more about this regulator thing," he said 🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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I have been tricking bike men all my life, just because my house in the village is very close to a cemetery🙈
Once I climb the bike, I will stuff
cottonwool in my nostrils😦 and when we get to the front of the cemetery, i will just fall down. the bike man will have no choice but to run for his dear life😂 One fateful day, After d day's hustle, I climbed a bike as usual, then stuffed the cottonwool in my nostrils🙉On getting to the cemetery, i did as usual but to my surprise, the bikeman did not run😦The idiot was there looking at me... Omo I sang all the ghost song wey I sabi finish, dance all the ghost dance, the guy no even move; infact, I kon vex for the guy,
“you no dey fear ghost ni??”😏 But the man was like “oga give me my money abeg, u tink sey i be "jew” I then said ”o ya follow me into the cemetery” and he came down and followed me. I was shocked oo!!!😩
But well, as a sharp guy naa, i no fit fall hand at all!!!, I just walked to a grave , knocked on it and said🤝
“BROS, ABEG YOU GET N200 THERE? GIVE ME MAKE I GIVE THIS STUBBORN BIKE MAN”;
BOOM!!, a hand bust out from the ground holding N200 note, saying
“NA MY LAST CARD BE THIS.
MAKE SURE YOU RETURN AM O!”😱
My brothers and sisters, Temple run activated!! till now, I no even know who carry first between me and the bikeman; 😓infact i didn't know wen i passed my village sef and whenever I'm passing through dat place, I used to see one leg of the Gucci slippers I dropped while running♨️ It’s not that I can’t go and pick it ooo, just that I don’t really like Gucci products again. Infact I don’t even like shoes again sef!!!😩😩
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