Gloryland secondary school ex students

14/04/2020

Financial Secretary and Accountant needed Apply now

04/04/2020

Financial Secretary needed

15/11/2017

IGBO KWENU!
An Edo Man invited his friends for his mother's burial. After lowering the coffin, the family put yam, rice, meat etc, into the grave in line with tradition.
An Hausa Man asked why? The Edo man smiled and said,"According to our tradition, the dead go on a long journey and need all the food items they can get". The Hausa man dropped N100,000 inside and said, "When the food finish, buy more". The Yoruba man dropped N50,000 and said, "Add this in case it's not enough."The Igbo man smiled and brought out his cheque book and wrote a cheque of N200,000, dropped it in the coffin and took the N150,000 notes as change, then said "Nwanne, withdraw it when you reach dia oooo!!.. It is going to be a dangerous journey, we don't know how many robbers are out there and afterall we are in a cashless economy. Travel well oooo!
Igbo Kwenu!!
Now u r laughing. Put a smile on somebody's face today. Don't break d link..

24/05/2017

E no get shoulder oooooooo Emeka was begging Ngozi for s*x. Unknown to both of
them, her mom was outside the room window
listening. Seeing that the girl still refused, he begged
her saying, 'Ok Ngozi, let me just put in the head!!
ONLY THE HEAD ~. It didn't seem a bad idea so Ngozi
agreed,. But before they will proceed, her mom shouted: ~~~ Ngozi !! That thing no get shoulder
Oooo!!! That thing no get shoulder Oooo!!! If THE head
enter, the whole thing don enter
Oooooo !!! Hian.

15/03/2017

Whu doesnt remember Mr Anku and his karate throwing skills of writing on the board... I feel u need to revisit Sec sch.

15/03/2017

Gland student dah dono fine art uncle is dah one glander

13/02/2017

CHECK THIS OUT
Boy : bbe, do you love me?
Girl : yeah i do, a lot..
Boy : how about going for a lunch ko KFC?
Girl : a big Nooooo!
Boy : ah my love, why?
Girl : why do we have to go to KFC?
Boy : to show you that i love you.
Girl : ae never, loving me does not mean
taking me to such places
Boy : bbe please
Girl : i said no, right? We don't go for non at
your place you should cook for me instead
of
taking me to KFC babe..
Boy : ok fine babe..
Girl : love is not about spending on
someone neh...
All i need is your love
Not your money.
Boy : Woow am blessed to have you..
(They hugged and kissed)
DO SUCH GIRLS EXIST???
A. Yes
B. No
C. Maybe
D. Never

13/02/2017

One day one American man died and went
to
hell, on getting there, he found out that
every
Country have their own hell, so since he is
an
American man, he went to the American hell,
on getting there he asked the angels pls
what
are the conditions of the American hell, then
the angel replied, " they will put you on an
electric chair, it will shock you for one hour,
then they will transfer you to sleep on a bed
full of nails, after that the American devil will
flog you and put you in fire for the rest of
the
day, The man immediately left there, because
he did not like the sound of the condition of
the " American hell" so he went to other
countries hell, such as, Germany, Japan,
France, England, south Africa, etc, he found
out that all the conditions are the same, so
the man started looking for a country hell
that
will be less painful, So the man came across
the "NIGERIAN HELL" and they was a very
long queue(Line), of people, waiting to enter
the Nigerian hell, the population was too
much, and the man was amazed, so he
asked
someone on the queue, pls what are the
conditions of the Nigerian hell, the man
replied' they will put you on an electric chair,
it will shock you for one hour, then they will
transfer you to sleep on a bed of nails, after
that, the Nigerian devil will come and flog
you
and fire will burn. you for the rest of the
day"
Then the American man said' but this is
exactly the same conditions with other
countries I came across, the man on the
queue replied "yes" then the American man
asked" then why is there so much people
waiting to enter the Nigerian hell" then the
man on the queue replied,
number 1: they will put you on an electric
chair, Nigeria does not have light, so the
chairs are not shocking,
number 2: they will put you on a bed of
nails,
the contractor they gave the contract to
supply the nails, ate the money, so as I speak
they are no nails on the beds,
Number 3: The Nigerian devil will flog you,
the
Nigerian devil is a civil servant, he will just
come sign his name on the roaster, he will
not
do his job, rather he will go for other
businesses,
Number 4: they will put you inside the fire,
Kerosene and petrol in Nigeria are extremely
cost, No Nigerian devil will agree to use his
or
her money to buy petrol and light the hell
fire,
so as I speak the fires are not burning, So
my
guy feel free to join me and enter the
"NIGERIAN HELL"
None of us will go to hell in Jesus name

09/09/2015

Unfortunately for one of gloryland's most popular teacher(uncle oyedele) he lost's his wife to the cold hand's of death after a painful child birth.....he also need ur prayers for God to help him and the surviving new born baby

24/05/2015

14/05/2015

one of the purple house athlete during the interhouse sport