A.Y Fari English Academy

Homosexuality has been around for Centuries! In slavery the term “Buck Breaking” was the practice of using sexual violence & punishment for the slave men!
Once a plantation owner violates the Black man he then turned around & used it as a way to Control the slave!! Before the slave was Sold off he would Sagg his pants to let the next Master know that the slave had already been broken in! This went on for Centuries! Once the slave was introduced to the Penitentiary’s & Jail houses the Warden would already know who was Buck Broken from the “SAGGIN”of the pants!! Some of the Jail wardens were Homosexual’s as well!
“SAGGIN” is the derived from the (N) word Spelled Backwards!
Many of Today’s Youths doesn’t fully understand the term “SAGGIN” but for those who does, they know that Saggin is an Invitation or an Expression that Hey I’m available!!

Choose the correct option.

ADMISSION! ADMISSION!! ADMISSION!!!

Wannan dama ce ga al'ummar cikin garin .

Ina masu sha'awar koyon ingantaccen turanci ko Kuma inganta shi, ga dama tazo Muna koyar da ingantaccen turanci cikin wata shida kachal.

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Muna da ajiin dare da na safe. karatu daga 8:30 - 10:00 a ranakun Juma'a, Asabar, Lahadi da Kuma Litinin, mutum zai zabi ranaku biyu da s**a yi dai-dai da schedules dinsa.

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Daliban mu da dare Maza ne zalla. Munada ajin samari da Kuma na manyan mutane, k**a daga ma'aikata 'yan kasuwa da masu sana'ar hanu; wadanda s**a taba yin karatu da ma wadanda basu taba karatu ba. Muna da tsaruka wadanda s**ayi dai-dai da matakin kowa.

(venue):
Alburhan Islamic School daura government house, Gombe.

Domin Neman gurbin shiga da Kuma karin bayani, a kira wadannan nombobin:
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MR GRAMMAR AND A MERMAID IN A BOAT😮

MR GRAMMAR (paddling): It’s nice to meet you, Mermaid.

MERMAID: My pleasure, handsome man. At first, I thought you would be afraid to help a half-human like me. Can you see that half of my body is a FISH?

MR GRAMMAR: What’s the plural of FISH?

MERMAID (winks at him): You want to teach me English, fine man?

MR GRAMMAR: The plural of FISH is FISH. But when you have many species, it becomes FISHES. Any example, Mrs Mermaid? Give us two examples.

MERMAID: I’m mot married! And if you annoy me with your knowledge of the English language, I will turn you into a FISH!

MR GRAMMAR: Which species? Turn me into a TILAPIA. If you turn me into a TILAPIA and bring another TILAPIA out of this river, we will have FISH. But if you turn me into a SWORDFISH and bring a TILAPIA out of this water, we will have FISHES.

MERMAID (blinking with interest): Oh, really? Twenty TILAPIAS, we will say FISH? But when we add another species (SALMON, for example), we have FISHES. This is very interesting, beautiful man.

MR GRAMMAR: Grammar is the only beautiful thing in this world.

MERMAID (smiles and covers her face with her fish because she’s shy): You are more beautiful than grammar. Do you have a crush on me?

MR GRAMMAR(seriously): I have a crush on grammar.

MERMAID h!ts MR GRAMMAR with her fish and the boat capsizes.

MR GRAMMAR (sinking and gasping for breath): Before we both get drowned, I want to quickly remind you that FISH is a singular noun! FISH can also be a plural noun, just like the word FISHES! May God save and protect grammar! Goodbye, this world.

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Effective ways to practice speaking English:

1. Sing songs.
2. Speak to your mirror every morning about what you are going to do and how you feel.
3. Speak to your mirror in the evening about what you did and how you felt.
4. Speak to yourself all day every day about what you are doing, what you need to do, how you feel, etc.
5. Speak to your children.
6. Start a club or an association with your friends where you only speak English.
7. Repeat after the people on TV when you watch TV such as NTA e t.c
8- Make sure you visit Gombe even once.
9. Make flashcards with full sentences and practice reading them out loud (speak the words) every day.
10. Read out loud (speak the words) when you are reading. Read the same thing again and again so that you are more confident each time you say it.

Note: mingling with speakers of English helps in no small measure. It doesn't matter whether or not your speaking partners are native English speakers.

You practice speaking to improve your ability to produce language and become more confident. The important thing is that YOU SPEAK, not who the other person is.

MR GRAMMAR CONFRONTS A SMOKER👏

MR GRAMMAR (meets SMOKER in the street): Hello, dear Smoker.

SMOKER(smoking happily): I BELIEVE you are Mr Grammar, right?

MR GRAMMAR: I like this verb, BELIEVE. But most people do not know the difference between it and the phrase, BELIEVE IN. Stop smoking; smokers are liable to die young.

SMOKER(still smoking happily): I BELIEVE you.

MR GRAMMAR: I BELIEVE YOU means “I’m confident that you are telling the truth.” But I BELIEVE IN YOU means “I know you can do it!”
SMOKER(blows a cloud of smoke into MR GRAMMAR’S face): Any example, sir?
MR GRAMMAR(coughing): Yes, of course. The example: You think ci******es cannot weaken a man's lungs but make them stronger and then make him the most responsible person in the Federal Republic of Nigeria? Right! Keep smoking, wise man! I BELIEVE IN YOU!

SMOKER (blows another cloud of smoke into MR GRAMMAR’S face): Another example, please!

MR GRAMMAR (coughing and slapping off the smoke): BELIEVE IN SOMEBODY means “trust”. Most fans of football BELIEVE IN Pep Guardiola. That’s because he continues to win trophies – and that’s magical.

SMOKER(lights another cigarette): Do you BELIEVE IN miracles?
MR GRAMMAR (leaving): I BELIEVE that smokers are liable to die young.

SMOKER stares at the lit cigarette for a long time, drops it on the ground, steps on it and leaves with a banner that says SAY NO TO CI******ES!