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*Womanizer Award 2022.*
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*Dear ladies in the house, nominate 3 guys who you think deserve to win this award*

*Man teaser Award 2022*
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S*x Is The Only Thing Our Parents Didn’t Teach Us But Look At Us Now, We Are Professionals 😂😂😂

Sometimes the one whom you think is not your type, is the one who can change your life and treat you well.🤗

One good thing about Africa is that, when they say nobody should go out, everybody goes out to see if nobody has gone out.

In Africa, seeing is believing😔😕

Have you notice dat when u are broke u have sense?😂😂😂😂

*.Men who breaks women's heart...we are meeting today at 9pm *...
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Theme".. *How to reach the lungs...*🤸🏽‍♂️🤸🏽‍♂️🤫
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1. "I am watching my mom write down a recipe from the internet, if she didn't shout at me in the morning I would have taught her how to screenshot."😂😂

2. If my parents normally return the money they borrow from me , who is hushpuppi compared to me .😂😂😀😀

3. You will never see African parents kissing, hugging or in any form of romance... But Boom! 12 children.. how come???🤤🤔🤔

4. I was telling my father that I wanted to barb ponk ✊✊✊✊is reply was that (I think u have owned a house somewhere)🤣

5. I told the soldier to borrow me his cap 👌👌the next thing was🖐️🖐️pa pa pa slap from nowhere haaaa I was just joking nahhh

6. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.😁😁😁😁👨 I mean look at me now..

7. 1. If you've chyked me before and I told you I was taken.
Please no vex, come back o!!

I was taken for granted😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

8. That moment when you are being treated by a nurse whose husband is a coffin maker..

My dear sorry, you are destined to die🙄😥😥😥😥🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅.😂😂

9. If she cheats on you, don't beat her o, be a gentleman.. Just give her fake money to the market, they will beat her there for you.🤷🤷🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶😂😂

10. Women love s*x more than men.

Yes! That's why God gave them period so that they can rest.

Argue with your ancestors!🙆🙆🙆🙆😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

11. Nawa oo!!

So I cannot exit church WhatsApp group abi?

That was how Sister Grace messaged me and said "sister oyin, you have left the presence of God".🙄🙄🙆🙆🙆🙆🙆😂😂

12. Aunty continue smoking and drinking with him, don't worry on his wedding day he would use you as a testimony😂😂🚶🚶🚶🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

😂😂EXPENSIVE JOKES😂😂
1)A little girl 👧 was alone crying 😢 besides a grave 🗿 at the cemetery🏚️. Feeling pity 😌 I approached her and asked 🗣️ her,'why crying 😢 alone here girl 👧 .she replied ,"none of my relatives were present at my burial" .Ladies and gentlemen I’m still running🙄😏🤣

2) 4 men carry one woman picture go the same printing press for birthday gift the printing press man na the woman's husband 🤦🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️🙆🏿‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

3)Being a boyfriend is hard 😩 imagine pretending u can beat everyone* 😭🙆🤦

4)No matter the level of your anger, my brother don't insult short people..they are closer to the ground and can easily pick up stones..*🙄🤣

5)Life is too short to commit su***de. Be patient, you will still die.* 😒😔😌😂😂🤣

6)Your house de burn u de shout Holy Ghost fire. Wat are you trying to achieve?*🤣

7) Because I no get money, u post car for sale, I ask u how much? U change status to "serious buyer only"🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🙄🙄🤣

8) Native Doctor son go impregnate Pastor daughter.
Power jam power.
What do u say 💭 problem be like again??😂😂😂

9) When I inbox you, just reply, don't check my Profile picture.. I have already checked yours. You are my type, Don't waste my Time⏱️! ✌🏾pmg😁

10) My Brother go and hustle hard,get paid and buy Beans and Egg,😋eat and Mess in the Bus so that Everyone will Smell your Success✌

11)No normal person sits down in their room and starts watching 👀 horror 🧛‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️ movies 📺alone.*
*Are you Satan?* 😂

12) Do you know that...??
70% of rubber bands on girls👧 hair are from fried rice 🍙 takeaway packs😂😂😂

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*See ehn.. if that boy is dating only u, my sister make I bend👩‍🦼🥴*

DID YOU KNOW 🤔❓🕊️🕊️🕊️

1- 70% of your dream has secret messages.

2- Around 20.08 million people have the same birthday as you.

3- psychologist from korea said, when a person wake up from coma there is 90% chance that they will able to see ghost,ufo's, Monsters & other paranormal creatures.

4- According to paranormal Expert the people you don't recognize from your dreams are the ghosts lurking around you when you sleep.

5- when a person laugh too much even on stupid things,that person is sad deep inside. When a person sleeps a lot,that person is lonely

6- most of your dreams are things you literally want to happen.

7- it says that the people who cries at the smallest things have the softest heart. People who cracks a joke a lot or laugh at the smallest are loneliest people.

8- when a person appears on your dreams,that person wants to see you.

9- when you asleep, your shadow is walking around your room every night.

10- sleep is a temporary death and death is permanent sleep.everyday is your birthday because every morning you are born after a temporary death🕊️

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