Elwin Global Project Ltd

Happy birthday my dear princess
Ada Omekannaya

Happy birthday sweetheart

The little steps we take and decisions made shapes and direct our progress.
Strive for greatness by eating the frog first

*VITAL THINGS THAT CAN MAKE YOU BROKE FASTER THAN ANYTHING, STOP ACCUSING YOUR VILLAGE PEOPLE🧏‍♂️*

Forget jazz, forget enemies from the village—some of you are going broke at lightning speed, and it’s not because of witchcraft. Your own lifestyle is the real problem!

If you're always wondering "Who is eating your money?"—relax, Oga. The answer is you.

BRUTAL THREAD:

1. *LIVING LIKE A BIG BOY WHEN YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE IS SHOUTING HELP*

Your salary is 50K, but you're in clubs ordering Hennessy like Davido. You don’t even have a car, but you're buying drinks for strangers— *WHO SENT YOU* ? 🤷‍♂️

Rich men are saving, you are spraying money.🕹️

Dangote is investing, you are doing “ *Odogwu* ” at the bar 🙄.

*Elon Musk* is buying companies, you are buying bottles for slay queens who don’t know your surname.

When the landlord comes for rent, you’ll start saying _*“ Boss, abeg, things hard .”*_🤦‍♂️

*Solution* : Cut down on fake luxury. Even Jeff Bezos wears simple T-shirts. _*Be wise* ._ 🧏‍♂️

2. *ALWAYS BUYING THE LATEST PHONE, GADGETS/CARS TO IMPRESS WHO* ?

Last month, you were using iPhone 12, latest Tablet, Laptop or Car.
This month, you saw iPhone 15 Pro Max, New Notepad, New make of Laptop 💻 and probably latest Car Model and sold your kidney to buy it.
Next month, iPhone 16 Ultra Mega Max etc will drop—what will you sell next? Your destiny? 💁‍♂️

Meanwhile, the person you’re trying to impress is using Tecno Pop 5 🤣 and doesn’t care.

*Solution* : If your current phone is working, rest. Your future is more important than “ *_Dynamic Island_* .”

3. *FALLING FOR EVERY FAKE INVESTMENT SCHEME*

They told you "Invest 50K, get 500K in 2 days." *no be juju be dat* 🥲

You ran like Bolt, deposited your money.

Now, they’ve blocked you, and you’re writing epistles on Facebook: “ *Dear Nigerians, beware of fraudsters* !” 🤣

Oga, they didn’t scam you, *you scammed yourself!* 🙆‍♂️

Any investment that sounds like magic money is a Ponzi scheme in disguise.

*Solution* : If you don’t understand the business, don’t put your money there. *Learn to invest wisely!* 🫵

4. *CHASING EVERY WOMAN YOU SEE*

You think you're James Bond, moving from one fine girl to another, sponsoring their hair, nails, and data? While your wife will ask you for feeding money, you turn Jackie Chan or Bruce Li or Jet Li *Brother, you are your OWN Yahoo boy. 🙈*

One babe says “I need urgent 2K”—you send.

Another one says “My rent is due”—you pay.

Next thing, your account balance is calling for *GoFundMe family need help* 👀.

Meanwhile, the same girls are in group chats laughing at you: *“This guy dey try sha.”* 😳

*Solution* : Stop being an ATM without *PIN code*. Focus on one woman (your wife if you are married) if you must befriend girl, choose one Girl or better still on yourself first.🥸

5. *GOING BROKE JUST TO IMPRESS SOCIAL MEDIA*

Your house rent is due, but you're buying designer shoes to take pictures for Instagram. Who told you only *“likes and comments”* can pay rent? 😎

You posted _*“Soft life only.”*_🤣

But in real life, you’re trekking and borrowing money for food.🫵

If your phone falls, you’ll cry because you can’t afford to fix it. 😭

*Solution* : Stop forming fake rich life. Invest first, flex later.🧏‍♂️

6. *BEING TOO LAZY TO MAKE MORE MONEY*

You sit at home, scrolling Facebook from morning till night, complaining: *“No job, Nigeria is hard.”*

Meanwhile, opportunities are passing you by! Are you expecting an angel to drop money from the sky? 🤷‍♂️

People are making money online by creating niches (Online surveys, writing articles, skit/learning content clips, self trading forex/CRYPTO etc—you are watching others TikTok videos all day.

People are learning skills—you are arguing about football that won't drop money on your table, even the players doesn't know you exist.

People are opening businesses—you are waiting for your rich uncle to die so you can inherit land. 🤣

*Solution* : Get up and hustle! Even the Bible says *“A lazy man shall not eat.”*

*BOTTOM LINE:*
If you're always broke, stop blaming village people.
_*Your habits are the real witchcraft!*_ 🤡

Live within your means. 😘

Invest before you flex. Kudos 👏

Stop impressing people who don’t care. 🧏‍♂️

*Make smart financial decisions.*

If this post hit you hard, don’t cry. Just change your ways! 😂😂😂

Investment is the key.
JCO