14/11/2020
Wisdom for laughter
My Top 54 Robert Mugabe's Most Hilarious Political And Relationship Quotes
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Late Robert Mugabe became the leader of Zimbabwe in southern Africa in 1980 and was the country’s only leader since it gained independence from Britain before he was forced out of power after more than three decades. The famous Robert Mugabe quotes are even more popular than the veteran himself.
Famously called Africa’s oldest leader, he was born in 1924 and assumed the office of the president in 1987 – more than three decades ago. This was after serving as prime minister.
He was often criticized over allegations of corruption and crackdown on human rights, with pressure groups warning against his continuous violation of human rights.
Besides his infamous leadership skills, Robert Mugabe was famous for his witty and sometimes unconventionally sarcastic quotes, popularly known as Robert Mugabe quotes.
As thousands of people continue to remember the legendary Mugabe who passed on in September 2019.
Here are 54 quotes of Robert Mugabe:
54. "Dear ladies, if your boyfriend didn’t wish you a happy Mother’s Day or sing Sweet Mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him."
53. "If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don’t walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty."
52. "If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and are still single, you are not different from a canopy."
51. "Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than a banana is capable of selling condoms to a Roman Father."
50. "Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’."
49. "Dear sisters, don’t be deceived by a man who texts you “I miss you” only when it’s raining because you are not an umbrella."
48. "If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don’t need to call those things “your breasts”. It’s called COWBELL, OUR MILK! Repeat after me, OUR MILK!"
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