11/08/2023
A man was suspect!ng his wife of cheating he decided to go to his village and consult a juju man. The juju man told him to come back in two weeks bringing along some sample of sand from his yard. π€π€π€So the man went back after two weeks with the sample of sand.πΆπΌπΆπΌπΆπΌThe juju man performed his r!tuals and said to the man...."I don't know if you can handle hearing this. The man said go ahead. I want to hear it.πππThe juju man said the two boys you have are not your sons, your daughter is seeing five different men and your wife is pregnant for your younger brother".The man started laughing. The juju man asked him why he was laughing, after all these bad news. The man responded, I don't know if you can handle this. The juju man said go ahead. The man said, I was running late and I forgot to bring the sand sample from my yard, so I dug out some from your compound. ππππππππππ
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BABALAWO SHOUTED
"Awusubilahi"
26/09/2015
Awesome οΌ Amazing Facts. . .
(1) Most black girls you knew five years back are now white...
(2) 98% of our girls today believe that attachment hair is better then their
natural hairs.
(3) Girls also think fixing of Nails, eyes lashes and other foreign bodies makes them more sexy but that's a big lie. It doesn't work always. It even makes some of them much ugly!
(4) Girls always want to end up with tall handsome guy without knowing how beautiful his heart is or how focus the guy is. (5) They always want to speak like English girls each time guys approach to them but later end up in trowing bombs..
(6) Because of this inferiority complex, they've not been able to see the natural beauty in them.
(7) Be yourself, be original, it pays because black is Beautiful I will marry a black lady because black is BEAUTIFUL what about you? True Or False ?
24/09/2015
I'm tired of this nonsense.!!! ............... .......... So because I gave Obama my phone number I can no longer rest again? He's alwys calling me on phone asking 4 my advice.. Imagine he called me 2weeks ago 2 tell me that his daughter is getting married.!! If Ur daughter
is getting married so what.??? Then just last week, Jay-z sent me a message on whatsapp asking 4 my autograph to give to his wife Beyonce, I dnt even knw hw he managed 2 get my number.... As if dat wasn't enough ever since I gave Bill Gates money 2 finance his business, Dangote has been coming 2 my house to disturb me, asking me 2 help him too.. Anywy I gave him a warehouse
filled with money ystrday, I hope he doesn't come back 2 bother me again.. Even Bill Gates' daughter that I broke up with has
been disturbing, calling me on phone, sending me text msgs.. asking me 2 accpt her back, I jst dnt knw what 2 do.!! Now becos I bought Ronaldo a new Lamborghini, Messi started disturbing me to buy 4 him which I did 2 days ago... Most of all, u