Clement Onyebuchi OTEH

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SUNDAY PRAYER INTENTION:
Father all-powerful, in the fullness of time, you gave us Christ your son as our redeemer. Look upon the supplications your people bring to you and graciously give an answer to them. Through Christ our Lord. AMEN!

Dad: Who do u like more, mum or dad?
Son: Both
Dad: Okay, if I go to Malaysia and your mum goes to Dubai, where will you go?
Son: Dubai
Dad: That shows u love your mum more?
Son: No, it shows I love Dubai more than Malaysia
Dad: Okay, if I go to Dubai and your mum goes to Malaysia, where will u go?
Son: Malaysia
Dad: Replied angrily, why?
Son:🤣🤣🤣🤣why the anger, I chose Malaysia because I have been to Dubai before
Dad: When did you go to Dubai?
Son: During the first question
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You are laughing, right? May joy and laughter never depart from you. 😂😂
Bless me with a follow.

20 UNSPOKEN RULES FOR MEN

1. If you are not invited, don't go. Your name is not Udousoro

2. When someone gives you a lift, avoid finding faults with the person’s car. You are not a mechanic.

3. Never pose with alcohol. Leave that for ndito ino 😃

4. Protect who is behind you, and respect who is beside you.

5. If you beg a girl to marry her, you will keep begging to keep the marriage. Marry your level. Kpong idiok itong

6. Don't take credit for work you didn't do.

7. Take blame, and give credit when due. That’s how real men roll

8. Develop hatred for pity. Many of the people you lament to, still won’t help you

9. You will find less smarter people achieve things you can’t. They just have the courage to fail, which you don’t have

10. Don't beg for a relationship, don’t marry out of sympathy

11. Dress well no matter the occasion.

12. Always carry small cash. Mbak ndok

13. Listen, nod, and most of all make eye contact.

14. Show restraint in expressing anger, no matter what. Being angry is a waste of energy.

15. Whether at a dinner, or a bar, avoid placing your phone on the dinner table.

16. Never eat the last piece of something you didn't buy. Nam mkpo nte owo adionghoke idem

17. Proper grammar will get you far in life. Leave the foul language for the less educated. Ku tang utuang

18. Ask more than you answer.

19. You can tell a great deal about a person by their handshake, so make yours strong and firm. Look people in the eye while at it

20. Speak honestly. Say what you mean and mean what you say.

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