Public Administration Students Association of Nigeria - PASAN TGPA

Youths for Captain David Mbamara Politician

Wahala dey oh! In a WAEC English Language Examination, Emeka was asked to complete the following statements & this was how he did:
1. He who fights and run away?
Emeka: E don surrender be dat, nah fear catch am.

2. A rolling stone?
Emeka: E no fit just dey roll, nah person push am.

3. He who lives in a glass house?
Emeka: Nah rich politician e go be.

4. A stitch in time?
Emeka: E go prevent further tear tear.

5. Birds of the same feather?
Emeka: Nah the same mama born them.

6. One good turn?
Emeka: Nah correct power steering fit do am.

7. A bird in hand?
Emeka: Weytin e wan be again if no be barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic sef.

8. Half bread is better than?
Emeka: Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.

9. A journey of a thousand miles?
Emeka: Nah d person wahala be dat oh. Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?

10. He who laughs last?
Emeka: Get brain problem. Make dem check am oh, because nah beginning of madness be dat.

11. A patient dog?
Emeka: Nah beta hunger go kill am.

12. All work and no play?
Emeka: Nah bankers job be dat abeg.

13. Once beaten?
Emeka: Nah revenge go follow be dat.

14. A fool at forty?
Emeka: U never see dis country own.......Naija own start @50.

Don't laugh alone, forward it & brighten someone else's day too.......😊😀😉
Good day All..

Just Like the Eagle, You’ll fly
Like Gold, You will be Valued.
Like the Sun, You shall shine bright. Like the river, You shall flow unlimited.
Like the Palm Tree, You shall Flourish and like Money, You shall be Useful.
Happy New Month of MAY

It was a remarkable day as the ND1 students were welcomed by the Executives and general members of the association lead by the Executive President, Comr. Kevin Obieze Oparaji on the 22nd April, 2017.

Happy Matriculation to you all.

Welcome to TGPA
Welcome to PASAN

Aluta Continua

Matriculate to convocate.

From: Comr. Azuakolam Francis Iheanacho

Public Relation Officer

I want to use this medium to congratulate all the PASAN ND 1 members who were matriculated today into the Polytechnic.

I thank God for the success and my advice to u all is that u should never forget the purpose why u were sent into the school.

Be determined to make a difference because determination begets success.

I also appreciate u all for ur contributions to make today a success.

I believe I can't forget today in a hurry because of the relentless efforts of our visionary leaders.

I appreciate Executives.

PASAN really made me proud.

My President u will continue to get my support.

From: Comr. Azuakolam Francis Iheanacho
(P.R.O and Most Intellectual PASAN)

ATTENTION PLEASE

Due to the matriculation ceremony coming up on Saturday, all the ND1 students should endeavour to pay for their matriculation fee.

Those that pledged should also redeem their pledges on or before Thursday this week.

This will help us achieve success.

Thanks

From: P.R.O
For: PASAN

All pub admin students are expected to come to school this morning for the voting.

The voting has started

NOTICE OF GENERAL MEETING.....

This is to inform the general house that there will be a general meeting for all PASAN students on Wednesday next week.

Date: 22/03/2017
Time: 02:00pm
Venue: Room 103.
No Africa man's time.

AGENDA
* Opening Prayer
* Opening Remark
* Report on National body's visit,
* AOB
* Motion for adjournment,
* Closing remark,
* Closing prayer.

From your humble servant
Comr. Azuakolam Francis Iheanacho for
Comr Oparaji Kevin Obieze,
001 of PASAN.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT......

Our greetings have been modified to follow the line of the national body.

It is now:

Great administrators.....Great
Great administrators.... Great
Greatest upon the greatest administrators....Authority is Supreme.

Thank you.
It is a directive from the national body.

I remain your humble servant,
Comr Azuakolam Francis Iheanacho
On behalf of Comr Obieze Kevin Oparaji
001 of PASAN TGPA