12/05/2026
What a cutie 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️
The ears on him!!
Acorn and Doris are currently doing some hand walking every day to practise walking in hand (for Acorn). Although he much prefers his free galloping 🏇🏻
Maybe he would like to be a racehorse in his next life…
09/05/2026
I really need the McDonald’s CEO to drink the ‘raspberry’ sprite on camera.
It tastes like SOAP.
Wolfgang eating his bone cookie to make me feel better about this injustice.
08/05/2026
A very happy birthday to the man himself 🥰 a biologist that inspired multiple generations ❤️
Join us in wishing a massive happy 100th birthday to the man who has inspired millions of people around the world to care about nature and look after our planet - the incredible Sir David Attenborough! 🎉
06/05/2026
What’s harder than trying to teach statistics to students?
Trying to teach them on a laptop that wants to die.
First the pathological liar washing machine, and now a work laptop with a terminal complex.
I’m always kind to machines (in preparation of the robot uprising) so why am I so cursed 😂😂
06/05/2026
Brilliant 😂
Trump keeps trying to crush renewables, but the clean power sector just keeps on growing.
Fossil fuel companies poured millions into getting Trump elected. Now they want him to scrap renewable energy projects that threaten their bottom line.
The transition to renewable energy is the fight of our lifetime.
Tell Keir Starmer to ignore Trump and double down on renewables in the UK 👉 https://act.gp/4tRJLqq
05/05/2026
Peg up your nets!
Today’s first admission is ANOTHER hedgehog trapped in netting. It’s hedgehog awareness week so please tag your local school and sports clubs and ask them to peg up their netting when it’s not in use.
This is our 4th hedgehog this month trapped in netting.
04/05/2026
Why is the washing machine such a pathological liar?
You said 5 minutes 13 minutes ago?
If you need a bit longer just say, I’m not gonna be mad, but don’t watch me set an alarm for 33 minutes then make me stand there eating cheese out the bag whilst your spin for another 20 minutes Christ on a bike.
01/05/2026
Biscuit and Cupcake would like to wish everyone a peaceful and warm bank holiday weekend 🥰✨